You can add abs with the ab-adder... or, you know, crunches if your power list includes super-willingness-to-exercise. But how do you give them that slow motion glisten?
With Colonel Cologne's ab polisher! Not only will you look ready to literally kill the messenger, but your abs will shine so brightly your opponents will have to wear shades. Yes, even if you have a shirt on.
Level Required: 10
Autosell value: 200
Item cannot be pulled while in a retcon run
+10% chance of enemy fumbles**
** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.