Armored warrior
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Hit messages:
Your opponent attacks ... She lobs a jar at you. It explodes at your feet, spraying you with shrapnel and some sort of burning jelly. Not the kind of jelly you'd use in a sandwich. She hits you for X + X (fire) damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for X damage.
Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.
Your opponent attacks ... She lobs a jar at you, but you catch it and lob it back. This continues for a couple of rounds until she gives up and puts the jar away again.
Your opponent attacks ... Her needle gun jams. While she's trying to get it unstuck, it catches on a piece of her outfit and rips it, so then she has to take a needle from the gun to patch the rip back up.
Your opponent attacks ... The armored warrior pulls out a rubber bladder and squirts some acid at you. The bladder makes a strange biological sound, embarrassing both of you, and the acid misses.
Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 76-98 chips.
You gain 95 experience.
You got an item: needler
You got an item: xentrium breastplate
You got an item: trylon tights
You got an item: IQ120
Known resistances/weaknesses
Ice-resistant

