Bass bot

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You are fighting bass bot.

Ooh! I think I smell a bot! A bass bot! You have stumbled upon the bass bot's lair, and there's no arguing about it, he's decidedly ticked.

Hit messages:

Your opponent attacks ... He calls in some beefy (uh, fishy?) gas bards--er, bass guards--who teach a lesson. The lesson? Don't mess with the bass bot. It hits you for X damage.
Your opponent attacks ... Two robotic arms extend from the side of the fish. It produces an instrument from somewhere and proceeds to play bass guitar. Not so bad, but for the finale it smashes the guitar--against you. It hits you for X damage.
Your opponent attacks ... The fish slaps you across the face with its tail, challenging you to a duel. When you refuse to take the bait, it slaps you repeatedly. It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for X damage.

Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.

Your opponent attacks ... The bass tries to assault you, but it's a freshwater fish and can't handle the salt.
Your opponent attacks ... It tries to rough you up, but it's a bass bot, not a roughy bot.
Your opponent attacks ... It tries to lay down the smack and beat you up, but it bass-awkwards-ly lays down some beats instead.

Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain X experience.

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