Plural: pieces of candy corn
The tendency to make candy things that look like other edible things that aren't candy is a confusing one. Candy pumpkins, for instance. Or bubblegum tacos, or the fruit-shaped runts, or honey-glazed ham. Well, maybe not the last one. Though it is delicious.
This particular candy is a large piece of candy corn. It's made of waxy, mostly flavorless colored sugar. As such, there's not much to recommend it, but some people seem to like it.
Level Required: 2
Autosell value: 10
Contains sugar (1)
- Any combat
- Any combat
You stick the candy corn on one of your canines and pretend to be a one-fanged vampire. Having reached the extent of the options available to you, you eat the candy.
|Bedtime: +9-11 minutes|
You stick the two pieces of corn on your canines and pretend to be a perfectly normal (orange-and-yellow-toothed) vampire. You contemplate how Twilight used to be the famed Sunset City until Stephenie Meyer made a scene, and now everybody assumes the town you love must have something to do with her books.
|Bedtime: +20 minutes|
You stick all the candy corn onto your teeth like some kind of crazy, multi-fanged vampire. You laugh at yourself. Nobody else really laughs with you, though, so you just eat the candy in silence.
|Bedtime: +some minutes|