Casino security guard
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You are fighting a casino security guard. This is a casino security guard. Sadly, he appears to be much more competent than the bumbling security guards you see on TV. |
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Hit messages:
Your opponent attacks ... He hits you for 9-11 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... The guard gives you the short end of the stick. As usual, it's upsetting enough that you want to go home and write about it in your blog. He hits you for 9-11 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... He thwacks you with his club. Twice. Hey, that's not funny at all! He hits you for 9-11 damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for 9 damage.
Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.
Your opponent attacks ... He drops his baton and has to scramble backwards because he has nothing with which to hit you. I mean, to hit you with.
Your opponent attacks ... This particular security guard is one of those "gaudy recruits" who looks flashy but, like a "rusty car guide," still has a thing or two to learn. You teach him a couple of those things, "ye drastic guru" by dodging all his attacks.
Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 34-50 chips.
You gain 40-60 experience.
You got an item: cup of coffee
You got an item: peacekeeping baton
You got an item: short end of the stick
Known resistances/weaknesses
Locations
References
The quoted portions in one non-standard miss message are anagrams for "security guard."

