Counsel Harry
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You are fighting a Counsel Harry. This is a consig-, uh, consool-, er, config- ... well, you're not quite sure what that word is. But he gives counsel to the boss and you're pretty sure his name is Harry. |
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Hit messages:
Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for X damage.
Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.
Harry prepares to attack, but gets distracted by a blonde girl trying to order a salad. You wouldn't think that's such a big deal, but trust me, this time it's very distracting.
He starts telling the story of some city he went to long ago, where he found true love. But he's forgotten which city it was, when he was there, and even who he was in love with at the time, so it's not much of a story. There may have been some basketball in there somewhere, but you've forgotten the details, too.
Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 40-60 chips.
You gain 49-51 experience.
You got an item: double half large 
You got an item: double half large
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References
- The word that "you're not quite sure" about is 'consigliere' (pronounced [kawn-see-lye-re]). It means a member of a criminal organization or syndicate who serves as an adviser to the leader.
- The image could be of Billy Crystal, who starred in the films Analyze This and Analyze That, providing psychiatric care and counseling to the mob boss played by Robert De Niro. One "miss" message refers to the faked orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally... that also starred Billy Crystal.
