You are fighting a thug.
Make no bones about it, this guy looks a little shifty, but not too menacing.
Your opponent attacks ...
- The thug gives you a t-hug, which is thug code for "punches you."
- The thug hits you in the guht. Er, the tug hits you in the gut. Something like that.
- He slugs you with his baseball bat. While you writhe in pain he takes a lap around some imaginary bases.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
- The thug hits you with a sock full of coins. Coins are made out of lightweight plax these days, though, so it doesn't hurt much.
- He kicks at you but falls down. He's not much of a criminal.
- Attempting but failing to perpetrate some serious thuggery on you, the thug frowns and pouts for a bit. You're not inclined to be sympathetic.
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 5 experience.
100% weak to fire damage.