You are fighting an uncommon fool.
They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently.
Your opponent attacks ...
- He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion.
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away.
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and tosses a plastic squid at your face. damage+ (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
- He starts talking, but you plug your ears and scream "La la la!"
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory!
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and waits patiently for you to follow his order. You calmly explain if you had a kraken, you wouldn't be fighting him.
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain <7*Level, max 300> experience.
You got an item: broomstick (18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: springtime fresh puppet (18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: pure pyrite (18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: Bug Buddy (18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: celestial snarl (20.3 ± 6.8%)
You got an item: run-down pyramid (Unspecified Drop rate)
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.