Plural: universal uniforms
This is an extraordinarily tight fitting unitard, but it's made out of some kind of fabric instead of elastane, so it's a lot less flattering. Well, in general. You, of course, have a superheroic superbody, so you'll look fine, darling. Thankfully, this uniform isn't red which makes you feel safer, for some reason.
Attached to the uniform is a neat little badge that'll let you communicate with your UFO. In case you need backup or an away party or something.
November 2016 Item of the Month
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be pulled while in a retcon run
+20% to your maximum Hit Points
+20% effectiveness from your sidekick.
Grants wearer the ability to breathe under water.
Regenerates HP and PP as a function of level (currently +X HP and PP per turn).
Bring your message of peace to other humanoids (with lasers, if necessary)
- Available for 10 silver stars during November 2016.
Using universal UFO
You call down your UFO and drop your uniform off for cleaning. Really, these full-service UFOs are great.
You got an item: universal UFO
You call down your UFO fleet and drop off your uniforms for cleaning. It's good to be admiral.
You got an item: X universal UFOs
- When bought: With 10 silver stars, you purchase long underwear and prosper.
- X is ?, capped at 10
- Refers to Star Trek.
|Item of the Month|
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History of the Molasses Wars
| November 2016
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