http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Muhandes&feedformat=atomTwilight Heroes Wiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T16:41:25ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.27.0http://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Agimat%27s_Charm&diff=52670Agimat's Charm2011-12-28T07:02:51Z<p>Muhandes: /* Notes */ oh, actually it was a bird. Shame</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=79244159<br />
|itemid=1815<br />
|name=Agimat's Charm<br />
|plural=<br />
|image=agimat.jpg<br />
|type=talisman<br />
|desc=Agimat was a hero from the Golden Age of Twilight who was a member of the Charmed Four, a group of superheroes put together by a PR firm to cash in on all the real heroes out there. They mostly relied on staged events and high tech gear, but they all wore a little charm bracelet with their symbol on it. Who knew their loyal fans would infuse those charms with power?<br />
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The "mysterious one", Agimat claimed to have vast magical powers, allowing him to do almost anything he wanted. Of course, cynics claimed he simply wielded the powers of plot convenience and lazy writing, but Agimat insisted that his powers were based on imagination and will, which was why he could do just about anything he wanted. He didn't even need a lantern to recharge himself.<br />
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Like many groups, Agimat was the most powerful and friendliest member, and tried desperately to hold the team together as things fractured more and more. After everything fell apart, he decided that perhaps it was a sign, and hung up his charm forever. Supposedly, he still feeds the ducks in St. Anne park, but nobody's personally seen him, it's always a friend of a friend. <br />
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{{donation|Special Wok of Stars Item}}<br />
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]<br />
:*Buy for 5 [[silver star]]s<br />
|nosell=yes<br />
|noretcon=yes<br />
|ench={{modifier|spelldamage|+20%}}<br />
{{modifier|ppcost|all|-3}}<br />
Unlocks Implosion<br><br />
{{modifier|offense|-20%}}<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* When bought: The shopkeeper takes your 5 silver stars. He slips into a story about the Charmed Four and how Agimat was always his favorite. When you clear your throat, he hands you the Agimat charm.<br />
[[category:color]][[category:Donation Items]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gandiva%27s_Charm&diff=52669Gandiva's Charm2011-12-28T07:02:11Z<p>Muhandes: /* Notes */ Is it a bird?</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=91709703<br />
|itemid=1814<br />
|name=Gandiva's Charm<br />
|plural=<br />
|image=gandiva.jpg<br />
|type=talisman<br />
|desc=Gandiva was a hero from the Golden Age of Twilight who was a member of the Charmed Four, a group of superheroes put together by a PR firm to cash in on all the real heroes out there. They mostly relied on staged events and high tech gear, but they all wore a little charm bracelet with their symbol on it. Who knew their loyal fans would infuse those charms with power?<br />
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She was frequently called the "quiet one", and the one least comfortable with the lime light, which made her exceptionally popular with the team's young female fanbase. When the team was called into action, she was the one who was rarely seen as, instead of charging into battle, she would sneak about and find an elevated position to attack from. Much like her namesake, she carried an inexhaustible quiver of arrows and rained down thunder upon her enemies.<br />
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Nobody knows what happened to Gandiva, actually. During the team's first mission as a trio, she melted into the shadows and simply never returned. Some people think the Sisters of the Night got her out of professional jealousy, but considering the similarities in both disappearances, most historians think that some kind of unknown, shadow-based villain got her and the Sisters. <br />
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{{donation|Special Wok of Stars Item}}<br />
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]<br />
:*Buy for 5 [[silver star]]s<br />
|nosell=yes<br />
|noretcon=yes<br />
|ench={{modifier|extraattack|+3}}<br />
{{modifier|initiative|+20%}}<br />
Unlocks Sonic Sniper<br><br />
{{modifier|hpp|-20%}}<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* When bought: The shopkeeper takes your 5 silver stars. As you start to ask where the charm is, you find it's in your pocket. Sneaky.<br />
[[category:color]][[category:Donation Items]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gorgoneion%27s_Charm&diff=52668Gorgoneion's Charm2011-12-28T07:01:29Z<p>Muhandes: is it a plane?</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=41711809<br />
|itemid=1812<br />
|name=Gorgoneion's Charm<br />
|plural=<br />
|image=gorgoneion.jpg<br />
|type=talisman<br />
|desc=Gorgoneion was a hero from the Golden Age of Twilight who was a member of the Charmed Four, a group of superheroes put together by a PR firm to cash in on all the real heroes out there. They mostly relied on staged events and high tech gear, but they all wore a little charm bracelet with their symbol on it. Who knew their loyal fans would infuse those charms with power?<br />
<br />
Gorgoneion was the leader of the group. Despite her name, she didn't have brass claws and she wasn't hideous to look at, she primarily played the role of "immovable object". Often, she would charge up to the front of the fight and stand there, absorbing blows from whatever villain they were fighting, allowing her teammates to do most of the actual attacking. I hear it's become something of a common tactic in team battles these days.<br />
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Sadly, Gorgoneion was also the first to leave the team, having heard too many jokes about having "the face that froze a thousand ships", and generally being sick of the spotlight. Without her leadership (and behind-the-scenes wheeling and dealing) the group didn't last very long. <br />
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{{donation|Special Wok of Stars Item}}<br />
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]<br />
:*Buy for 5 [[silver star]]s<br />
|nosell=yes<br />
|noretcon=yes<br />
|ench={{modifier|hpp|+20%}}<br />
{{modifier|defense|+20%}}<br />
Unlocks Autopetrification<br><br />
{{modifier|dodge|-20%}}<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* When bought: The shopkeeper takes your 5 silver stars and, carefully averting his eyes, hands you the Gorgoneion charm.<br />
[[category:color]][[category:Donation Items]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Gungnir%27s_Charm&diff=52667Gungnir's Charm2011-12-28T07:00:32Z<p>Muhandes: Did I just edit the wiki?</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=12103571<br />
|itemid=1813<br />
|name=Gungnir's Charm<br />
|plural=<br />
|image=gungnir.jpg<br />
|type=talisman<br />
|desc=Gungnir was a hero from the Golden Age of Twilight who was a member of the Charmed Four, a group of superheroes put together by a PR firm to cash in on all the real heroes out there. They mostly relied on staged events and high tech gear, but they all wore a little charm bracelet with their symbol on it. Who knew their loyal fans would infuse those charms with power?<br />
<br />
The "tip of the spear", as he was known, was as brash and bold as you'd expect from a hero with the name Gungnir. He would frequently be right there in the front of the battle, attacking like a madman or like a berserker, a habit that could frustrate his teammates. Like the unstoppable force he was, he ignored all obstacles and struck straight to the heart of the matter.<br />
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Unfortunately, as time went on, he grew more and more unstable, frequently charging into battle without waiting for the rest of his team, screaming his name at the top of his lungs as he did. His reckless attitude (and other, less mentionable habits) was frequently viewed as the catalyst for the team's dissolution. <br />
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{{donation|Special Wok of Stars Item}}<br />
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]<br />
:*Buy for 5 [[silver star]]s<br />
|nosell=yes<br />
|noretcon=yes<br />
|ench={{modifier|offense|+20%}}<br />
{{modifier|tohit|+20%}}<br />
Unlocks Heartpiercer<br><br />
{{modifier|defense|-20%}}<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* When bought: The shopkeeper takes your 5 silver stars, and gingerly hands you the Gungnir charm.<br />
[[category:color]][[category:Donation Items]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Minstrel%27s_Story_hint_book&diff=51783Minstrel's Story hint book2011-11-01T08:07:59Z<p>Muhandes: some details</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=22759008<br />
|itemid=1791<br />
|name=Minstrel's Story hint book<br />
|plural=Minstrel's Story hint books<br />
|image=minstrelstory.jpg<br />
|desc=While Minstrel's Story is actually a computer game, there's a lot of back story included; it even has a few sample songs. Ah, for the good old days when games loaded in a ton of history and information, as opposed to just lists and chats. Why, they were even written in character! Can you imagine such a thing today?<br />
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Of course, between your day job and beating up bad guys at night, you don't have much time for video games, classic or otherwise. Your sidekick, on the other hand, is an actor. Which is a nice way of saying "unemployed".<br />
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{{donation|November 2011 Item of the Month}}<br />
|type=Miscellaneous Item<br />
|nosell=yes<br />
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]<br />
:*Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during November of 2011.<br />
|usable=yes<br />
|used=<br />
''First time:<br />
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Your understudy spends more time cross-referencing things in the hint book than actually playing, but the game seems pretty disjointed. Having to play greensleeves at the title screen? Dissolving ghosts in carbonated beverages? A horse with fins flying off into space?<br />
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It's all very confusing, but your sidekick just eats it up. That still doesn't explain where the lute and crazy hat came from, though.<br />
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Your sidekick learns a role: '''[[Minstrel]].'''<br />
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''Subsequent times:''<br />
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Your sidekick already knows ''all about'' Minstrel's Story.<br />
|ench={{modifier|understudy}}<br />
|multiuse=!}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* When bought: You hand over 10 silver stars. The old man's eyes twinkle as he hands you the battered hint book.<br />
[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Muhandes&diff=51729User:Muhandes2011-10-30T12:29:16Z<p>Muhandes: /* MD Project Status */ still not here</p>
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<div>=Who is Muhandes?=<br />
<br />
'''Name:''' Muhandes<br />
<br />
'''Character ID:''' #14240<br />
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'''Class:''' [[Gadgeteer]] by heart. Probably transmogrified to something else now.<br />
<br />
'''Level:''' Went all the way to 100 once, but now just transmoging around<br />
<br />
'''Spading mutlis:''' psiomuh, sednahuM, elemuh, level 1 muh, level 2 muh<br />
<br />
=Wiki Projects=<br />
I live in the wiki. I spent much more time here than in the game. Does that make me weird? Maybe it makes me special?<br />
<br />
Current wiki projects and things to do:<br />
<br />
* Postponed: Go over all effects and correct text, maybe use a new template for autocating. Waiting to see how [[Ryme]] will choose to handle this.<br />
* Write guidelines for adding things to the wiki. ([[Help:Adding Items]]?)<br />
* Align hit and miss messages for all [[:Category:Enemies|enemies]]. Finished letters #-Q.<br />
<br />
=Things to check=<br />
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* [[Shall We Play A Game? (Cannonball Tavern)]] at low level<br />
<br />
=Personal Projects=<br />
My ongoing personal project is to get as many distinct items in my Memento Display as I can.<br />
<br />
==MD Project Status==<br />
{{#vardefine:InMD|1606}}<br />
{{#vardefine:InUse|0}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MyTotal|{{#expr:{{#var:InMD}}+{{#var:InUse}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:TotalItems|1716}}<br />
{{#vardefine:CompItems|21}}<br />
{{#vardefine:UnimpItems|3}}<br />
{{#vardefine:NoMemItems|70}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MemItems|{{#expr:{{#var:TotalItems}}-{{#var:CompItems}}-{{#var:UnimpItems}}-{{#var:NoMemItems}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:CustomItems|5}}<br />
{{#vardefine:SandboxItems|2}}<br />
{{#vardefine:ObsoleteItems|5}}<br />
{{#vardefine:ColItems|{{#expr:{{#var:MemItems}}-{{#var:CustomItems}}-{{#var:SandboxItems}}-{{#var:ObsoleteItems}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MySpecialItems|5}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MyColItems|{{#expr:{{#var:ColItems}}+{{#var:MySpecialItems}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MyMissing|{{#expr:{{#var:MyColItems}}-{{#var:MyTotal}}}}}}<br />
<br />
'''Current item count:''' {{#var:MyTotal}}<br />
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Thanks to the following people who sent me stuff I didn't have: {{user|Valera}}, {{User|Doctor Mania}}, {{User|Habbukuk}}, {{User|maniac}}, {{User|Brulak}}, {{User|Olaf}}, {{User|OldJanitor}}, {{User|BongBob}}, {{User|Doctor Mojo}}, {{user|Cristiona}}, {{user|Shikao}}, {{user|blackmatter615}}, {{user|StrLikeCrazy}}, {{user|Chieri}}, {{user|Konork}}, {{user|Patojonas}}, {{user|hoyifung04}}, {{user|DuRhone}}<br />
<br />
At this point my collection is <!--missing some wandering villains items-><!--only some no-trade items which will take some more retcons to get--> <!--as complete as humanly possible.--> Missing one item!<br />
<br />
===What I'm missing:===<br />
There are currently {{#var:TotalItems}} pages in [[:category:items]]. {{#var:CompItems}} of them are compendium pages (marked with *) and {{#var:UnimpItems}} are items which [[:Category:Unimplemented Items|were never implemented]]. {{#var:NoMemItems}} more [[:category:NoMem|cannot be put in the MD]]. This leaves {{#var:MemItems}} [[:category:Mem|items that can be put in the MD]]. {{#var:CustomItems}} of these are [[:Category:Custom Items|custom items]] and {{#var:SandboxItems}} are Sandboxes ([[User:Muhandes/Sandbox]], [[User:Muhandes/Sandbox2]]). There are also {{#var:ObsoleteItems}} items that no longer exist:<br />
<br />
* [[Plaid couch (lumpy) (1)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (lumpy) (2)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (3)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (4)]]<br />
* [[paper placeholder]]<br />
<br />
This leaves {{#var:ColItems}} items that are generally collectible at this time.<br />
<br />
I have in my MD {{#var:MySpecialItems}} items which are not collectible:<br />
<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (3)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (4)]]<br />
* [[neverending red pen]]<br />
* [[ripped swipe card]]<br />
* [[astrum emblem]]<br />
<br />
Thus I can personally collect {{#var:MyColItems}} items. I have {{#var:MyTotal}} items, missing {{#var:MyMissing}}<br />
<br />
===Regular items (4)===<br />
* [[go-go boots]]<br />
* [[jungle boots]]<br />
* [[small statuette]]<br />
* [[tanker boots]]<br />
<br />
===Given (3)===<br />
These are given by [[Ryme]], and cannot be obtained otherwise.<br />
* [[crib sheet]]<br />
* [[ham banner]]<br />
* [[monster truck]]<br />
<br />
===Forever gone/Impossible to get (2)===<br />
* [[baseball hematite]]<br />
* [[Singularity chip]]<br />
<br />
=Badges=<br />
[[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]][[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]][[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]][[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]][[Image:Left-and-gone-away.jpg]][[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]]<br />
[[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]][[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]][[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]][[Image:Golden-oldie.jpg]][[Image:I-am-sofa-king.jpg]][[Image:think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]][[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]][[Image:what-no-cake.gif]][[Image:Weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]][[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]][[Image:six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]][[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]][[Image:Those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]][[Image:Quicker-picker-upper.gif]][[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]][[Image:clear.gif]][[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]][[Image:You-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]][[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]][[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]][[Image:You-omicron-believe-it.gif]][[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]][[Image:elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]][[Image:This-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]][[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]]<br />
<br />
=Guidelines=<br />
Here are some guidelines I am staring to write, which will eventually be added somewhere else in the wiki<br />
<br />
==General Guidelines==<br />
* Be Bold. Don't be afraid to edit the wiki. Don't be afraid to make mistakes. You will only learn by making mistakes.<br />
* Use the preview button. It will help you see that the page really looks the way you want it to look.<br />
* Use examples from other similar pages. If you are adding an item, use another item as a template. If you are adding a foe use another foe as an example.<br />
* If you are suspicious of a fact, add it to the discussion page. Try to only add facts to actual pages.<br />
* When reporting a statistical fact, use the {{tl|statrate}} template if possible.<br />
<br />
==Adding an image to the wiki==<br />
There are two types of images you may consider added to the wiki - game images, and your own, copyright free, material.<br />
<br />
===Adding game images===<br />
* Do not edit the image itself in any way. Do not remove whitespace, convert to other format or any of the sort.<br />
* Keep the image name as it is in the game if possible. If there is already an image with that name in the wiki, add a number add the end, staring with 1. So if, for example you are adding image.gif and there is already one in the wiki, call it image1.gif. If another image.gif is added it should be called image2.gif and so on.<br />
* Make a note of the image location. It should be something like "<nowiki>http://www.twilightheroes.com/images/<folder>/<imagename></nowiki>". The location is case-sensitive.<br />
* As a description to the image use the {{tl|THimage}} template. The template excepts two parameters, the first is <folder> and the second is <imagename>. Remember that both are case-sensitive.<br />
* If you changed the image name, add "renamed=1".<br />
* If everything you've done is correct the image will have a decoration with a link showing the original location. You can click it to see that everything was done correctly.<br />
* If not, edit the description.<br />
<br />
===Adding other material===<br />
* Feel free to upload any other images, if you think they help the wiki community. However, don't upload any material which is copyrighted. <br />
* When adding such material it is advisable to state the source and purpose of the image in the description.<br />
* At the end of the description add "<nowiki>[[Category:User Contributed Images]]</nowiki>".<br />
<br />
==Determining and reporting foes' resistances and vulnerabilities==<br />
===Determining===<br />
* Foes can have either 50% resistance to an element, or "full" invulnerability, which means they only take 1 damage from that element.<br />
* Because of that, to determine exactly what resistances a foe has one needs to inflict at least 4 damage points of any specific element. If the foe has 50% resistance half of the damage will be done. If it is involuntarily, only 1 damage will be done.<br />
* Consult [[Bonus elemental damage]] on how to do elemental damage.<br />
* The easiest way to achieve this is to be a [[Gadgeteer]] of level 6 and use [[Upgrade Weapons: Lethalized]] for {{col|fire|fire}} and {{col|electric|electric}} damage. You will need to spend at least 6 skill points on [[Upgrade Weapons]] to get 4 damage. However, at level 6 is is possible to get elemental damage of all sorts at once even without this. For example, the following outfit will do: [[Big Earl's suspenders]], [[Mother's whistle]], [[bow of hazard]], [[datagloves]], [[Toxic rocker pants]], [[Fast Eddy's cold cash]].<br />
* Remember that you need to be able to hit the foe to determine the elemental resistance/vulnerability. Usually, without buffing, you should expect to be able to easily hit foes with XP equal to (Level+1)*10.<br />
* Determining physical resistance/vulnerability can only accurately be done using a combat item that does physical damage, such as [[the bomb]]. The bomb, for instance, does 15-20 damage usually. Against 50% physically resistant foes it will do 7-10 damage. Against physically invulnerable foes it will do 1 damage.<br />
<br />
===Reporting===<br />
* If you only determined part of the resistances/vulnerabilities, e.g. only some elements, or elements without physical damage, add a note to the talk page. Only add the information to the page itself when you have all the information.<br />
* When you have all the information, add a <code>|res</code> tag to the foes page followed by one of the resistances/vulnerabilities using the {{tl|res}} template. This can be followed by any number of lines with other resistances/vulnerabilities.<br />
* If you determined that the foe has no resistances/vulnerabilities use {{tl1|res|none}}. Don't forget the <code>|res=</code> tag.<br />
<br />
==Modifier summary tables==<br />
* The way modifier summary tables are sorted depends on whether the modifier is beneficial or neutral.<br />
* For beneficial modifiers (such as [[XP modifiers]]), the table is sorted from the most beneficial to the least beneficial (most detrimental).<br />
* For neutral modifiers (such as [[Combat chance modifiers]]), are listed from most positive to most negative.<br />
* Detrimental values are colored '''<font color=red>Red</font>'''.<br />
* Where both percentage and numerical modifiers are available, percentage modifiers are considered more beneficial.<br />
* Uncapped level dependent values are considered better than fixed values, but not as good as percentage values.<br />
* Modifiers with a cap value are considered slightly less beneficial than the same fixed value. So "1*Level cap 10" goes below "10" but above "9".<br />
* Modifiers dependent on {{skillPoint}}s are considered at their value with 10 skill points invested, but slightly less beneficial than fixed values or capped values.<br />
* Where two items have the same value they are sorted alphabetically.<br />
* Unknown values are considered the least beneficial of their group. So an unknown uncapped level dependent item will go above all fixed/capped items, but below all other uncapped level dependent items. A totally unknown, yet beneficiary item will go below all beneficiary items, above detrimental items.<br />
<br />
= Reminders =<br />
== Consumables ==<br />
* [[Turkish coffee]]<br />
* [[three-tier tiramisu]]<br />
* [[black hole chocolate]]<br />
* [[the Mick's sketchy candy]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:Muhandes&diff=51707User:Muhandes2011-10-29T23:32:54Z<p>Muhandes: /* MD Project Status */ Don't tell anyone</p>
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<div>=Who is Muhandes?=<br />
<br />
'''Name:''' Muhandes<br />
<br />
'''Character ID:''' #14240<br />
<br />
'''Class:''' [[Gadgeteer]] by heart. Probably transmogrified to something else now.<br />
<br />
'''Level:''' Went all the way to 100 once, but now just transmoging around<br />
<br />
'''Spading mutlis:''' psiomuh, sednahuM, elemuh, level 1 muh, level 2 muh<br />
<br />
=Wiki Projects=<br />
I live in the wiki. I spent much more time here than in the game. Does that make me weird? Maybe it makes me special?<br />
<br />
Current wiki projects and things to do:<br />
<br />
* Postponed: Go over all effects and correct text, maybe use a new template for autocating. Waiting to see how [[Ryme]] will choose to handle this.<br />
* Write guidelines for adding things to the wiki. ([[Help:Adding Items]]?)<br />
* Align hit and miss messages for all [[:Category:Enemies|enemies]]. Finished letters #-Q.<br />
<br />
=Things to check=<br />
<br />
* [[Shall We Play A Game? (Cannonball Tavern)]] at low level<br />
<br />
=Personal Projects=<br />
My ongoing personal project is to get as many distinct items in my Memento Display as I can.<br />
<br />
==MD Project Status==<br />
{{#vardefine:InMD|1605}}<br />
{{#vardefine:InUse|0}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MyTotal|{{#expr:{{#var:InMD}}+{{#var:InUse}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:TotalItems|1712}}<br />
{{#vardefine:CompItems|21}}<br />
{{#vardefine:UnimpItems|3}}<br />
{{#vardefine:NoMemItems|70}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MemItems|{{#expr:{{#var:TotalItems}}-{{#var:CompItems}}-{{#var:UnimpItems}}-{{#var:NoMemItems}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:CustomItems|5}}<br />
{{#vardefine:SandboxItems|2}}<br />
{{#vardefine:ObsoleteItems|5}}<br />
{{#vardefine:ColItems|{{#expr:{{#var:MemItems}}-{{#var:CustomItems}}-{{#var:SandboxItems}}-{{#var:ObsoleteItems}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MySpecialItems|5}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MyColItems|{{#expr:{{#var:ColItems}}+{{#var:MySpecialItems}}}}}}<br />
{{#vardefine:MyMissing|{{#expr:{{#var:MyColItems}}-{{#var:MyTotal}}}}}}<br />
<br />
'''Current item count:''' {{#var:MyTotal}}<br />
<br />
Thanks to the following people who sent me stuff I didn't have: {{user|Valera}}, {{User|Doctor Mania}}, {{User|Habbukuk}}, {{User|maniac}}, {{User|Brulak}}, {{User|Olaf}}, {{User|OldJanitor}}, {{User|BongBob}}, {{User|Doctor Mojo}}, {{user|Cristiona}}, {{user|Shikao}}, {{user|blackmatter615}}, {{user|StrLikeCrazy}}, {{user|Chieri}}, {{user|Konork}}, {{user|Patojonas}}, {{user|hoyifung04}}, {{user|DuRhone}}<br />
<br />
At this point my collection is <!--missing some wandering villains items-><!--only some no-trade items which will take some more retcons to get--> <!--as complete as humanly possible.--> Missing one item!<br />
<br />
===What I'm missing:===<br />
There are currently {{#var:TotalItems}} pages in [[:category:items]]. {{#var:CompItems}} of them are compendium pages (marked with *) and {{#var:UnimpItems}} are items which [[:Category:Unimplemented Items|were never implemented]]. {{#var:NoMemItems}} more [[:category:NoMem|cannot be put in the MD]]. This leaves {{#var:MemItems}} [[:category:Mem|items that can be put in the MD]]. {{#var:CustomItems}} of these are [[:Category:Custom Items|custom items]] and {{#var:SandboxItems}} are Sandboxes ([[User:Muhandes/Sandbox]], [[User:Muhandes/Sandbox2]]). There are also {{#var:ObsoleteItems}} items that no longer exist:<br />
<br />
* [[Plaid couch (lumpy) (1)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (lumpy) (2)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (3)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (4)]]<br />
* [[paper placeholder]]<br />
<br />
This leaves {{#var:ColItems}} items that are generally collectible at this time.<br />
<br />
I have in my MD {{#var:MySpecialItems}} items which are not collectible:<br />
<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (3)]]<br />
* [[Plaid couch (very lumpy) (4)]]<br />
* [[neverending red pen]]<br />
* [[ripped swipe card]]<br />
* [[astrum emblem]]<br />
<br />
Thus I can personally collect {{#var:MyColItems}} items. I have {{#var:MyTotal}} items, missing {{#var:MyMissing}}<br />
<br />
===Regular items (1)===<br />
* [[small statuette]]<br />
<br />
===Given (3)===<br />
These are given by [[Ryme]], and cannot be obtained otherwise.<br />
* [[crib sheet]]<br />
* [[ham banner]]<br />
* [[monster truck]]<br />
<br />
===Forever gone/Impossible to get (2)===<br />
* [[baseball hematite]]<br />
* [[Singularity chip]]<br />
<br />
=Badges=<br />
[[Image:Reduce-and-reuse-first.jpg]][[Image:Sun-go-up-sun-go-down.jpg]][[Image:Mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma.jpg]][[Image:Nothing-but-kopi-luwak.jpg]][[Image:Left-and-gone-away.jpg]][[Image:Getafirstlife-dot-com.jpg]]<br />
[[Image:Twice-as-nice.jpg]][[Image:Think-im-a-banana-tree.gif]][[Image:Seismic-raspberry.jpg]][[Image:Golden-oldie.jpg]][[Image:I-am-sofa-king.jpg]][[Image:think-this-badge-is-about-you.gif]][[Image:Dinosaur-in-a-haystack.jpg]][[Image:what-no-cake.gif]][[Image:Weeeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh.gif]][[Image:Some-town-in-maryland.gif]][[Image:six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get.gif]][[Image:Thirty-days-hath-september.gif]][[Image:Those-are-razor-thin-margins.gif]][[Image:Quicker-picker-upper.gif]][[Image:around-and-around-it-goes.gif]][[Image:clear.gif]][[Image:one-man-cannot-summon-the-future.gif]][[Image:You-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate.gif]][[Image:i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them.gif]][[Image:once-twice-four-times-a-hero.gif]][[Image:You-omicron-believe-it.gif]][[Image:I-always-died-on-the-first-screen.gif]][[Image:elephant-in-my-pajamas.jpg]][[Image:This-cant-possibly-be-good.gif]][[Image:golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work.jpg]]<br />
<br />
=Guidelines=<br />
Here are some guidelines I am staring to write, which will eventually be added somewhere else in the wiki<br />
<br />
==General Guidelines==<br />
* Be Bold. Don't be afraid to edit the wiki. Don't be afraid to make mistakes. You will only learn by making mistakes.<br />
* Use the preview button. It will help you see that the page really looks the way you want it to look.<br />
* Use examples from other similar pages. If you are adding an item, use another item as a template. If you are adding a foe use another foe as an example.<br />
* If you are suspicious of a fact, add it to the discussion page. Try to only add facts to actual pages.<br />
* When reporting a statistical fact, use the {{tl|statrate}} template if possible.<br />
<br />
==Adding an image to the wiki==<br />
There are two types of images you may consider added to the wiki - game images, and your own, copyright free, material.<br />
<br />
===Adding game images===<br />
* Do not edit the image itself in any way. Do not remove whitespace, convert to other format or any of the sort.<br />
* Keep the image name as it is in the game if possible. If there is already an image with that name in the wiki, add a number add the end, staring with 1. So if, for example you are adding image.gif and there is already one in the wiki, call it image1.gif. If another image.gif is added it should be called image2.gif and so on.<br />
* Make a note of the image location. It should be something like "<nowiki>http://www.twilightheroes.com/images/<folder>/<imagename></nowiki>". The location is case-sensitive.<br />
* As a description to the image use the {{tl|THimage}} template. The template excepts two parameters, the first is <folder> and the second is <imagename>. Remember that both are case-sensitive.<br />
* If you changed the image name, add "renamed=1".<br />
* If everything you've done is correct the image will have a decoration with a link showing the original location. You can click it to see that everything was done correctly.<br />
* If not, edit the description.<br />
<br />
===Adding other material===<br />
* Feel free to upload any other images, if you think they help the wiki community. However, don't upload any material which is copyrighted. <br />
* When adding such material it is advisable to state the source and purpose of the image in the description.<br />
* At the end of the description add "<nowiki>[[Category:User Contributed Images]]</nowiki>".<br />
<br />
==Determining and reporting foes' resistances and vulnerabilities==<br />
===Determining===<br />
* Foes can have either 50% resistance to an element, or "full" invulnerability, which means they only take 1 damage from that element.<br />
* Because of that, to determine exactly what resistances a foe has one needs to inflict at least 4 damage points of any specific element. If the foe has 50% resistance half of the damage will be done. If it is involuntarily, only 1 damage will be done.<br />
* Consult [[Bonus elemental damage]] on how to do elemental damage.<br />
* The easiest way to achieve this is to be a [[Gadgeteer]] of level 6 and use [[Upgrade Weapons: Lethalized]] for {{col|fire|fire}} and {{col|electric|electric}} damage. You will need to spend at least 6 skill points on [[Upgrade Weapons]] to get 4 damage. However, at level 6 is is possible to get elemental damage of all sorts at once even without this. For example, the following outfit will do: [[Big Earl's suspenders]], [[Mother's whistle]], [[bow of hazard]], [[datagloves]], [[Toxic rocker pants]], [[Fast Eddy's cold cash]].<br />
* Remember that you need to be able to hit the foe to determine the elemental resistance/vulnerability. Usually, without buffing, you should expect to be able to easily hit foes with XP equal to (Level+1)*10.<br />
* Determining physical resistance/vulnerability can only accurately be done using a combat item that does physical damage, such as [[the bomb]]. The bomb, for instance, does 15-20 damage usually. Against 50% physically resistant foes it will do 7-10 damage. Against physically invulnerable foes it will do 1 damage.<br />
<br />
===Reporting===<br />
* If you only determined part of the resistances/vulnerabilities, e.g. only some elements, or elements without physical damage, add a note to the talk page. Only add the information to the page itself when you have all the information.<br />
* When you have all the information, add a <code>|res</code> tag to the foes page followed by one of the resistances/vulnerabilities using the {{tl|res}} template. This can be followed by any number of lines with other resistances/vulnerabilities.<br />
* If you determined that the foe has no resistances/vulnerabilities use {{tl1|res|none}}. Don't forget the <code>|res=</code> tag.<br />
<br />
==Modifier summary tables==<br />
* The way modifier summary tables are sorted depends on whether the modifier is beneficial or neutral.<br />
* For beneficial modifiers (such as [[XP modifiers]]), the table is sorted from the most beneficial to the least beneficial (most detrimental).<br />
* For neutral modifiers (such as [[Combat chance modifiers]]), are listed from most positive to most negative.<br />
* Detrimental values are colored '''<font color=red>Red</font>'''.<br />
* Where both percentage and numerical modifiers are available, percentage modifiers are considered more beneficial.<br />
* Uncapped level dependent values are considered better than fixed values, but not as good as percentage values.<br />
* Modifiers with a cap value are considered slightly less beneficial than the same fixed value. So "1*Level cap 10" goes below "10" but above "9".<br />
* Modifiers dependent on {{skillPoint}}s are considered at their value with 10 skill points invested, but slightly less beneficial than fixed values or capped values.<br />
* Where two items have the same value they are sorted alphabetically.<br />
* Unknown values are considered the least beneficial of their group. So an unknown uncapped level dependent item will go above all fixed/capped items, but below all other uncapped level dependent items. A totally unknown, yet beneficiary item will go below all beneficiary items, above detrimental items.<br />
<br />
= Reminders =<br />
== Consumables ==<br />
* [[Turkish coffee]]<br />
* [[three-tier tiramisu]]<br />
* [[black hole chocolate]]<br />
* [[the Mick's sketchy candy]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=CTC_Instructors&diff=51705CTC Instructors2011-10-29T22:08:37Z<p>Muhandes: shhh, I'm not here</p>
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<div>{{FightLocation<br />
|name=Trainers' Lodge<br />
|image=trainers-lodge.jpg<br />
|location=Camp Training Camp<br />
|XP=149-155<br />
|combat_chance=<br />
|unlocks=<br />
|UR=<br />
|ID=66<br />
}}<br />
<br />
''You must have at least 70 Intellect to patrol here. If you do not, you will instead receive the message:''<br />
<br />
:A trainer blocks your path before you can get close. "Our trainees have to be strong and fast, but if you're going to make trainer material you also have to be crafty. That dopey look on your face says you're not nearly smart enough to enjoy this company."<br />
<br />
:You must have 70 intellect to patrol here. <br />
<br />
= Combat Adventures =<br />
<br />
{{combat<br />
|name=instructor deductor<br />
|image=instructor-deductor.jpg<br />
|items=[[portable desk]], [[crop]], [[magnifying glass]]<br />
|exp=155<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{combat<br />
|name=nebbish instructor<br />
|image=nebbish-instructor.jpg<br />
|items=[[instructor's whistle]], [[training suit]]<br />
|exp=153<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{combat<br />
|name=Screamin' Jay<br />
|image=screamin-jay.jpg<br />
|items=[[swanky hat]], [[throat lozenges]], [[megaphone]]<br />
|exp=151<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{combat<br />
|name=standard instructor<br />
|image=standard-instructor.jpg<br />
|items=[[throat lozenges]], [[swanky hat]], [[crop]], [[Eskrima book]]<br />
|exp=149<br />
}}<br />
<br />
= Noncombat Adventures =<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=There's Something Wrong with This Adventure<br />
|image=chainsaw.jpg<br />
|other=2 Intellect}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Hateblurb&diff=49105Template:Hateblurb2011-07-05T15:56:45Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>* '''X''' is a random number between 1 and 499.<br />
* At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown<br />
<br />
[[File:Hatefire.gif]] Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.<br />
<br />
:Where <enemy> is one of:<br />
<br />
:* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles<br />
:* clouds of gnats<br />
:* embarrassing personal problems<br />
:* hipsters<br />
:* internet outages<br />
:* people driving with their left blinker on<br />
:* politicians<br />
:* purple people eaters<br />
:* striped caterpillars<br />
:* stupid commercial jingles<br />
:* talking raccoons<noinclude><br />
[[Category:Standardization Templates]]<br />
</noinclude></div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Bonus_ranged_damage&diff=49104Bonus ranged damage2011-07-05T15:54:07Z<p>Muhandes: fix</p>
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<div>* Bonus ranged damage is applied to attacks made with [[Ranged Weapons Summary Table|Ranged Weapons]].<br />
* Amounts for [[Skills]] are affected by S, the number of {{skillPoint}}s invested in the skill. <br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Increase''' !! '''Duration''' !! '''Requirements''' !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[Furnace of Yeb]] || Ranged weapon || '''50%''' || Always || Level 70 || +50 fire damage<br>+5 extra attack(s) per turn<br />
|-<br />
| [[Super, Man]] || Effect || '''10%''' || 35 minutes || || Gained from [[*@=g3,8d\&fbb=-q/hk%fg]]<br>+10% Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[datagun]] || Ranged weapon || '''5%''' || Always || Level 6 || +5% to hit<br>+5% Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Diamond Dagger of Derring-Do]] || Melee weapon || '''5%''' || Always || Level 10 || +2% XP per combat<br>+5% Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[snug breeches]] || Pants || '''5%''' || Always || Level 9 || +5% Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[crossbow stock]] || Melee weapon || '''15''' || Always || || +3 extra ranged attack(s) per turn.<br />
|-<br />
| [[Sniper]] || [[Gadgeteer]] Passive Skill || '''5 + 2*S''' || Always || Level 15 || +10 + 2*S initiative<br />
|-<br />
| [[Seeing Red]] || Item || '''12''' || 180 minutes || || Obtained from [[ruby treacle]]<br>+12 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Mecha Nist's Night-vision Helmet]] || Helmet || '''10''' || Always || Level 5 || +10% chance of critical hits<br />
|-<br />
| [[Reticulated Roundel of Ribald Resoluteness]] || Offhand Item || '''10''' || Always || Level 10 || +20 to maximum HP<br>+10 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[the golem's Glock]] || Ranged weapon || '''10''' || Always || Level 8 || +8 to hit<br>+1 extra attack(s) per turn <br />
|-<br />
| [[the Night Mare]] || Transportation || '''10''' || Always || Level 5 || +10% to initiative<br>+10 melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Treader of the Dust's Sandals]] || Boots || '''10''' || Always || Level 55 || +10 PP per turn<br>Increased chance of combat adventures.<br>+10 Melee damage<br>-5 seconds to the duration of each turn<br />
|-<br />
| [[poly stilettos]] || Boots || '''8''' || Always || Level 13 || +5% Reflexes<br>+8 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Got the Beat]] || Item || '''7''' || 30 minutes || || Obtained from [[drumsticks]]<br>+7 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[pulse rifle]] || Ranged weapon || '''7''' || Always || Level 5 || Against [[:Category:Electronic Robots|Electronic Robots]] only<br />
|-<br />
| [[your little friend]] || Ranged weapon || '''6''' || Always || Level 5 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[ball bearing cannon]] || Ranged weapon || '''5''' || Always || Level 3 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[frusion neoscope]] || Offhand Item || '''5''' || Always || Level 4 || <br />
|-<br />
| [[mask of Odysseus]] || Accessory || '''5''' || Always || || +15% Intellect<br>+15% item drops<br>Makes the wearer unusually cunning<br />
|-<br />
| [[Pawn of Destruction]] || Offhand Item || '''5''' || Always || Level 5 || +5 melee damage<br>+5 spell damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[mystical slouch of sorcerous mayhem]] || Helmet || '''5''' || Always || || <br />
|-<br />
| [[mystical slouch of sorcerous mayhem (empty)]] || Helmet || '''5''' || Always || || <br />
|-<br />
| [[plastic wrap armband]] || Accessory || '''5''' || Always || Level 3 || +5 melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Thirsty]] || Item || '''5''' || 120 minutes || || Obtained from [[dehydrated water]]<br>+5 Melee damage<br>-2 PP regen/turn<br />
|-<br />
| [[throwing pen]] || Ranged weapon || '''5''' || Always || Level 10 || +1 extra ranged attack(s) per turn<br>+10 to initiative<br />
|-<br />
| [[translucent rifle]] || Ranged weapon || '''5''' || Always || Level 4 || +5% to initiative<br />
|-<br />
| [[anarchery set]] || Ranged weapon || '''4''' || Always || Level 7 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[high pressure bottle]] || Ranged weapon || '''4''' || Always || || Only against [[:Category:Animals|animals]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Mega Hurts]] || Effect || '''4''' || 65 minutes || || Gained from [[There's a Blog.Org for This]]<br>+4 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[throwing star]] || Ranged weapon || '''4''' || Always || Level 7 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[bag of throwing starfish]] || Ranged weapon || '''3''' || Always || Level 6 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Circle A]] || Accessory || '''3''' || Always || Level 5 || +3 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[combative 'tank' top]] || Shirt || '''3''' || Always || Level 9 || Increased chance of combat adventures<br>3% chance to stun opponents<br>+3 melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[cryonite darts]] || Ranged weapon || '''3''' || Always || Level 5 || +3 ice damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Doctor Worm's surgical gloves]] || Gloves || '''3''' || Always || level 12 || No weapon fumbles, ever.<br>+3 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[filigreed foil hat]] || Helmet || '''3''' || Always || || +3 melee damage<br>+3 spell damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[robbin' hood]] || Helmet || '''3''' || Always || Level 10 || +3 to hit<br>+3% chips<br />
|-<br />
| Thewsday || day of the week || '''3''' || Always || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[nicknack]] || Accessory || '''1''' || Always || Level 7 || +1 foe toughness<br>+1 melee damage<br>+1 spell damage<br>+1 damage absorption<br>+1% item drops<br>+1% chips<br>+1% effectiveness from your sidekick<br />
|-<br />
| [[straw and thumbtacks]] || Ranged weapon || '''1''' || Always || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Dangerously Dour]] || Item || '''scales with level''' || 90 minutes || || Obtained from [[grim pill]]<br>Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Smoldering with Fury]] || Item || '''scales with level''' || 90 minutes || || Obtained from [[rusty brick]]<br>Melee damage<br>Spell damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[Bubble Bauble]] || Talisman || '''<font color="red">-5</font>''' || Always || || Foes never have critical hits<br>+10% defense<br>Regenerates HP as a function of level<br>No critical hits, ever<br>-5 Melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[polyphonic spree-gun]] || Ranged weapon || '''<font color="red">-10</font>''' || Always || Level 13 || +10% Reflexes<br>Take 1 sonic damage per round of combat<br>+30 sonic damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[third rail gun]] || Ranged weapon || '''<font color="red">-10</font>''' || Always || Level 14 || Take 1 electric damage per round of combat<br>+30 electric damage<br>+10 fire damage<br />
|}<br />
<br clear="all"><br />
==Notes==<br />
* Discovering the bonus on Thewsday was part of the [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=652 March 2009 spading bounty].<br />
{{Modifiers list}}<br />
[[Category:Modifier Summary Tables]][[Category:Bonus Ranged Damage|*]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Major_Twilight%27s_stalwart_scutum&diff=49103Major Twilight's stalwart scutum2011-07-04T07:14:41Z<p>Muhandes: /* Notes */ ref</p>
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<div>{{needsspading|more info on combat skills, damage}}<br />
{{item<br />
|descid=35811339<br />
|itemid=1645<br />
|name=Major Twilight's stalwart scutum<br />
|plural= Major Twilight's stalwart scuta<br />
|image=major-twilight.gif<br />
|desc=Back in the Golden Age of Twilight, the most famous hero was Major Twilight. He represented everything good and noble about Twilight city (such as it was), and was almost universally loved. Some cynical commentators think it was just because he took the city's name as his own, but most people just think those commentators are jerks.<br />
<br />
Regardless, like most of the other Golden Age heroes, he mysteriously disappeared many years ago. Many people think that Colonel Afternoon (who represented "corruption, graft, and the Twilight way") was responsible, but he was never convicted of anything (see above about corruption and graft).<br />
<br />
All that remains from this once great hero is his incredible shield. As much a weapon as a means of defense, this nigh-indestructible moon-styled shield was built by Mecha Nist out of acoustically tuned paladinum. Nobody's sure exactly what that means, but it seems to imply that somehow it remembers the Major, and will only work properly for people who hold up his ideals.<br />
<br />
{{donation|July 2011 Item of the Month}}<br />
|type=Offhand<br />
|power=36<br />
|nosell=yes<br />
|usable=no<br />
|noretcon=yes<br />
|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]<br />
:* Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during July 2011.<br />
|multiuse=!<br />
|ench= {{modifier|strength|+20%}} <br />
{{modifier|defense|+10%}}<br />
{{modifier|reputation}}<br />
Grants combat skills based on reputation.<br />
<br />
|uses=*In combat:<br />
<br />
''Bash with your stalwart scutum''(3 PP):<br />
With a roar and a rush you ram into your opponent with your sturdy scutum, smashing them solidly, leaving them sore, smitten, and stunned. Your opponent takes X damage<br />
(always hits, stuns for 1 round)<br />
<br />
If Just/Balanced/Watchdog, can also ''Throw your stalwart scutum''(5 PP)<br />
<br />
You hurl your stalwart scutum at your opponent like an oversize Frisbee. Unfortunately your opponent sees it coming and dodges. Your shield ricochets off of a nearby object and zags to the left, still spinning through the air.<br><br />
<br />
<br />
Your stalwart scutum takes an improbable bounce off a stray piece of metal and zigs back in your direction. (1 round after throwing it)<br><br />
<br />
<br />
In a one-in-a-million twist, your stalwart scutum comes flying back into the fray, smacking into your opponent, knocking them over, and then landing directly at your feet. You scoop up the shield without missing a beat and continue the fight, while your opponent is X HP worse for the incident. (2 rounds after throwing it)<br />
<br />
<br />
if Honorable/Virtous/Altruist, can Throw scutum as described above, but it does significantly more damage(almost double?)<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* When bought: The shopkeep takes the 10 stars in exchange for Major Twilight's stalwart scutum.<br />
[[Category:Color]][[Category:Donation Items]]<br />
==References==<br />
* Based on {{wikipedia|Captain America's shield}}.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Cloak_of_limited_visibility&diff=49102Cloak of limited visibility2011-07-04T07:12:09Z<p>Muhandes: /* Notes */ ref</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=36568818<br />
|itemid=1640<br />
|name=cloak of limited visibility<br />
|plural=cloaks of limited visibility<br />
|image=limited-visibility.gif<br />
|desc=Want to be able to turn invisible? On a budget? Then look no further than this marvelous cloak of limited visibility!<br />
<br />
From the people that brought you Hackenthorpe's Big Book of Lies comes the latest in <small>non</small>functional invisibility! As long as nobody is looking at you, you'll be 100% invisible!<br />
|type=Accessory <br />
|autosell=1<br />
|ench=Renders you totally invisible, if nobody is looking. Including yourself.<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* You looked! no wonder it doesn't work.<br />
==References==<br />
* "The Hackenthorpe Book of Lies" is a humorous item in Monty Python's ''{{wikipedia|The Brand New Monty Python Bok}}''.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Crossbow_stock&diff=49101Talk:Crossbow stock2011-07-04T07:03:30Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>http://www.twilightheroes.com/popup.php?item=38069290<br />
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/me wonders if it can be assembled/welded. --[[User:Corrupt Shadow|<font color="696969" size="3" face="Calibri">'''Corrupt'''</font><font color="A9A9A9" size="3" face="Calibri">'''Shadow'''</font>]] 07:57, 1 July 2011 (PDT)<br />
: I would be very surprised if it can, it's supposed to be a joke item, melee weapon with ranged bonus. --[[User:Muhandes|Muhandes]] 00:03, 4 July 2011 (PDT)</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Hateblurb&diff=49100Template:Hateblurb2011-07-04T07:01:35Z<p>Muhandes: few more enemies</p>
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<div>* '''X''' is a random number between 1 and 499.<br />
* At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown<br />
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[[File:Hatefire.gif]] Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.<br />
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:Where <enemy> is one of:<br />
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:* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles<br />
:* clouds of gnats<br />
:* embarrassing personal problems<br />
:* hipsters<br />
:* people driving with their left blinker on<br />
:* purple people eaters<br />
:* stupid commercial jingles<noinclude><br />
[[Category:Standardization Templates]]<br />
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{{obtain|juggling clubs|juggling-pin.gif}}<br />
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{{obtain|motivational DVD|Motivational-dvd.gif}}<br />
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{{obtain|registry cleaner software|cd.gif}}<br />
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{{obtain|shotgun of volatile enmity|Shotgun.gif}}<br />
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{{obtain|unrequited lovers' locket|unrequited-locket.gif}}<noinclude><br />
[[Category:Standardization Templates]]<br />
</noinclude></div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Hateblurb&diff=49098Template:Hateblurb2011-07-04T06:58:42Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>* '''X''' is a random number between 1 and 499.<br />
* At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown<br />
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[[File:Hatefire.gif]] Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.<br />
<br />
:Where <enemy> is one of:<br />
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:* purple people eaters<br />
:* stupid commercial jingles<noinclude><br />
[[Category:Standardization Templates]]<br />
</noinclude></div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Class_Comparison_Tables&diff=49097Class Comparison Tables2011-07-04T06:56:53Z<p>Muhandes: fix</p>
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<div>=Skill Comparison Table=<br />
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{| cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
!<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Elemental]]<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Gadgeteer]]<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Naturalist]]<br />
! colspan="2" | [[Psion]]<br />
|-<br />
!lvl<br />
! Skill<br />
! Notes<br />
! Skill<br />
! Notes<br />
! Skill<br />
! Notes<br />
! Skill<br />
! Notes<br />
|-<br />
| '''1'''<br />
| [[Proper Grounding]]<br>costs 1 PP<br />
| Increases strength, intellect, and reflexes<br />
| [[Endurance]]<br>costs 1 PP<br />
| Increased maximum HP<br />
| [[Ant's Strength]]<br>costs 4 PP<br />
| Increased strength<br>Increased maximum HP<br />
| [[Aura: Vim]]<br>costs 4 PP<br />
| Increased to-hit ability<br>Increased dodge ability<br />
|-<br />
| '''1'''<br />
| [[Throw Sparks]]<br>costs 2 PP<br />
| Deals fire damage<br />
| [[Stun Gas]]<br>costs 3 PP<br />
| Decreases foe to-hit and offense<br>Stuns opponents<br />
| [[Kangaroo Punch]]<br>costs 1 PP<br />
| Deals physical damage<br />
| [[Mind Poke]]<br>costs 1 PP<br />
| Deals psychic damage<br />
|-<br />
| '''2'''<br />
| [[Air Shield]]<br>costs 3 PP<br />
| Increases defense<br />
| [[Upgrade Armor]]<br>costs 5 PP<br />
| One of:<br>Adds fire, sonic, and electric resistance<br>Increased damage absorption<br>Increased reflexes & Increased initiative<br />
| [[Charge of the Bovine]]<br>costs 4 PP<br />
| Increased to-hit ability<br>Increased weapon damage<br />
| [[Knit Flesh]]<br>costs 4 PP<br />
| Heals damage<br />
|-<br />
| '''3'''<br />
| [[Ice Bolt]]<br>costs 4 PP<br />
| Deals ice damage<br />
| [[Basic Martial Arts]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Increased to-hit ability<br />
| [[Mantis Reflexes]]<br>costs 5 PP<br />
| Increased reflexes<br>Increased initiative<br />
| [[Telekinesis]]<br>costs 4 PP<br />
| Deals physical damage<br />
|-<br />
| '''4'''<br />
| [[Groundquake]]<br>costs 6 PP<br />
| Reduces opponent to-hit and dodge chances<br>May stun opponent<br />
| [[First Aid]]<br>costs 6 PP<br />
| Heals damage<br />
| [[Echolocation]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Increased item drops<br />
| [[Aura: Mystery]]<br>costs 8 PP<br />
| Increased spell damage<br>-1 to the cost of combat spells<br />
|-<br />
| '''5'''<br />
| [[Proper Hydration]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Regenerate PP every turn<br />
| [[Sugar Purifier]]<br>costs 20 PP<br />
| Improves sugar<br />
| [[Memory of the Elephant]]<br>costs 6 PP<br />
| Increased intellect<br>Increased maximum PP<br />
| [[Premonition]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Increased initiative<br />
|-<br />
| '''6'''<br />
| [[Lightning Bolt]]<br>costs 8 PP<br />
| Deals electric damage<br />
| [[Upgrade Weapons]]<br>costs 8 PP<br />
| One of:<br>Increased to-hit ability<br>Weapon does fire and electric damage<br>Reduced chances of fumbles & Some would-be fumbles become critical hits<br />
| [[Armadillo Armor]]<br>costs 8 PP<br />
| Increases damage absorption<br />
| [[Mind Jab]]<br>costs 7 PP<br />
| Deals psychic damage<br />
|-<br />
| '''7'''<br />
| [[Fire Shield]]<br>costs 7 PP<br />
| Damages foes when they hit you<br />
| [[Metal Detector]]<br>costs 10 PP<br />
| Increases item drops<br />
| [[Snout of the Swine]]<br>costs 10 PP<br />
| Increased chips drop<br />
| [[Wind Warrior]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Summons a sidekick<br />
|-<br />
| '''8'''<br />
| [[Stone Armor]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Increases defense<br>Adds fire, ice, and electric resistance<br />
| [[Advanced Martial Arts]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Increased offense<br />
| [[Starfish Regeneration]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Regenerates HP each turn<br />
| [[Aura: Keen Observation]]<br>costs 16 PP<br />
| Slightly increased % XP gain<br>Increased chips drops<br />
|-<br />
| '''9'''<br />
| [[Tornado]]<br>costs 10 PP<br />
| Reduces opponent to-hit and dodge chances<br>Deals damage<br />
| [[Aerodynamic Vehicle]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Extended vehicle range, at the cost of turn length (reduced with skill points)<br />
| [[Talons of the Raptor]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Increased melee damage<br />
| [[Knit Bone]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Heals damage<br />
|-<br />
| '''10'''<br />
| [[Lifeblood Manipulation]]<br>costs 20-round(S/2) PP<br />
| Heals almost all wounds<br />
| [[Improved Tinkering]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Increases duration of other skills<br>Improves [[Upgrade Armor]] & [[Upgrade Weapons]]<br />
| [[Trample of the Rhino]]<br>costs 9 PP<br />
| Moderately increased to-hit ability<br>Moderately increased weapon damage<br />
| [[Meditation]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Adds additional minutes to bedtime each rollover<br />
|-<br />
| '''11'''<br />
| [[Metalmorph]]<br>costs 20-round(S/2) PP<br />
| Can upgrade certain metals<br />
| [[Electric Net]]<br>costs 9 PP<br />
| Reduces foe dodge ability<br>Deals electric damage<br />
| [[Summon Wolf]]<br>costs 9 PP<br />
| Summons a sidekick<br />
| [[Electronic Understanding]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Allows you to use [[Mind Jab]], [[Psionic Blast]] and [[Wind warrior]] on [[:Category:Robots|Robots]].<br />
|-<br />
| '''12'''<br />
| [[Firestorm]]<br>costs 14 PP<br />
| Deals fire damage<br />
| [[Catalyze]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Upgrades materials with a catalyzer unit<br />
| [[Nurture vs. Nature]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Increased effectiveness from your sidekick<br />
| [[Aura: Vigor]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Regenerates HP each turn<br>Increased maximum HP<br />
|-<br />
| '''13'''<br />
| [[Summon Water Sprite]]<br>costs 10 PP<br />
| Summons a sidekick<br />
| [[Shock Grenade]]<br>costs 13 PP<br />
| Reduces foe hit and offense<br>Deals sonic damage<br />
| [[Spines of the Echidna]]<br>costs 12 PP<br />
| Damages foes when they hit you<br />
| [[Psionic Blast]]<br>costs 15 PP<br />
| Deals psychic damage<br />
|-<br />
| '''14'''<br />
| [[The Fire Within]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Increased PP capacity<br>Increased % spell damage<br />
| [[Stealth]]<br>costs 10 PP<br />
| Increased chance of noncombat adventures<br />
| [[Sinus of the Shark]]<br>costs 15 PP<br />
| Increases chance of combat adventures<br />
| [[Detachment]]<br>costs 20 PP<br />
| Opponent attack damage decreased<br>Turn length increased<br />
|-<br />
| '''15'''<br />
| [[Sundowner Breeze]]<br>costs 30 PP<br />
| Increases foe toughness<br />
| [[Sniper]] <br>passive skill<br />
| Increased ranged damage<br>Increased initiative<br />
| [[Summon Water Buffalo]]<br>costs 14 PP<br />
| Summons a sidekick<br />
| [[Biofeedback]]<br>costs 10 PP<br />
| Adds resistance to fire, ice, sonic, and psychic damage<br />
|-<br />
| '''16'''<br />
| Not Implemented yet.<br />
| '''N/A'''<br />
| [[Battle Armor]]<br>passive skill<br />
| Increased defense<br />
| [[Maul of the Cave Bear]]<br>costs 13 PP<br />
| Greatly increased to-hit ability<br>Greatly increased weapon damage<br />
| [[Aura: Mental Magnetism]]<br>costs 15 PP<br />
| Increased or decreased chance of combat adventures<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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=Class Intrinsic Skills=<br />
{| cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! Elemental<br />
! Gadgeteer<br />
! Naturalist<br />
! Psion<br />
|-<br />
| Can [[Special_abilities#Breathing_Under_Water|breathe under water]]<br />
| Can create [[positronic computer]]s<br />
| Can [[Tame]] [[:Category:Animals|animals]]<br />
| Can hold one [[:Category:Auras|aura]] every six levels<br />
|-<br />
|Can hold one [[:Category:Auras|aura]] every eight levels<br />
|Can hold one [[:Category:Auras|aura]] every eight levels<br />
|Can hold one [[:Category:Auras|aura]] every eight levels<br />
| <br />
|}<br />
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=Class-Related Talisman Table=<br />
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{| cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"<br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
!<br />
! colspan="2" | Elemental<br />
! colspan="2" | Gadgeteer<br />
! colspan="2" | Naturalist<br />
! colspan="2" | Psion<br />
|-<br />
!lvl<br />
! Talisman<br />
! Notes<br />
! Talisman<br />
! Notes<br />
! Talisman<br />
! Notes<br />
! Talisman<br />
! Notes<br />
|-<br />
|Base<br />
| [[Ember in a Bottle]] [[image:ember-bottle.gif]]<br />
| +n (.5 x your level) spell damage<br>-2 to maximum HP<br />
| [[Lug-Nut Keychain]] [[image:lug-keychain.gif]]<br />
| +1 damage absorption<br>-1 Strength<br />
| [[Shark's Tooth Necklace]] [[image:Shark-necklace.gif]]<br />
| +n (.5 x your level) melee damage<br>-1 Intellect<br />
| [[Intellectual Headband]] [[image:Headband.gif]]<br />
| +10% to the duration of auras<br>-1 Reflexes<br />
|-<br />
| 7 From<br>[[Don't Cry for Me, Zion-tina]]<br>Quest.<br />
| [[Thunder in a Bottle]] [[image:Thunder-bottle.jpg]]<br />
| Using skills costs -2 PP<br>+10% to your maximum Power Points<br>-3 Melee damage<br />
| [[Swedish Navy Wrench]] [[image:Wrench.gif]]<br />
| +15% Reflexes<br>+10 dodging ability<br>-5% Strength<br />
| [[Astral Monkey's Paw Necklace]] [[image:Monkey-paw.jpg]]<br />
| +15% Strength<br>+10% to your maximum Hit Points<br>-5% Intellect<br />
| [[Orb of Insight]] [[image:Orb-insight.jpg]]<br />
| +15% Intellect<br>+20% to the duration of auras<br>-5 Reflexes<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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=Class Stats Comparison Table=<br />
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Normal 0-level humans start with 1 HP, 1 PP, 1 Strength, 1 Intellect, and 1 Reflexes. <br />
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Transmogrified characters have an extra +5 HP, in addition to their 0-level human base stats. <br />
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==Gain per level==<br />
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{| border=1 cellpadding=3<br />
! Class<br />
! HP<br />
! PP<br />
! To-hit<br />
! Dodge<br />
|-<br />
| Naturalist<br />
| 12<br />
| 8<br />
| 11<br />
| 9<br />
|-<br />
| Gadgeteer<br />
| 11<br />
| 9<br />
| 10<br />
| 10<br />
|-<br />
| Elemental<br />
| 9<br />
| 14<br />
| 8<br />
| 9<br />
|-<br />
| Psion<br />
| 8<br />
| 12<br />
| 9<br />
| 11<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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==Strength, Intellect, and Reflexes==<br />
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At first level, each class gets 7 attribute points: +3 to their prime requisite and +2 to their two secondaries, to bring them to 4/3/3 (before modifications due to talisman).<br />
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{| border=1 cellpadding=3<br />
! Class<br />
! Strength<br />
! Intellect<br />
! Reflexes<br />
|-<br />
| Naturalist<br />
| +3<br />
| +2<br />
| +2<br />
|-<br />
| Gadgeteer<br />
| +2<br />
| +2<br />
| +3<br />
|-<br />
| Elemental<br />
| +2<br />
| +3<br />
| +2<br />
|-<br />
| Psion<br />
| +2<br />
| +3<br />
| +2<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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At second and succeeding levels, each class gets 15 attribute points, distributed through weighted randomizing among Strength, Intellect, and Reflexes. The random weighs are summarized below:<br />
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{| border=1 cellpadding=3<br />
! Class<br />
! Strength<br />
! Intellect<br />
! Reflexes<br />
|-<br />
| Naturalist<br />
| 50%<br />
| 25%<br />
| 25%<br />
|-<br />
| Gadgeteer<br />
| 25%<br />
| 25%<br />
| 50%<br />
|-<br />
| Elemental<br />
| 33%<br />
| 33%<br />
| 33%<br />
|-<br />
| Psion<br />
| 25%<br />
| 50%<br />
| 25%<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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What this means is that while an attribute with 25% chance will usually get 2-5 stats (average 3.75), an attribute with 33% chance will usually get 3-7 stats (average 5), and an attribute with 50% will usually get 5-10 stats (average 7.5), a distribution of 15/0/0 is also possible, for all classes and for any attribute, although this is highly unlikely.<br />
[[Category:Guides]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Naturalist&diff=49096Naturalist2011-07-04T06:56:24Z<p>Muhandes: fix</p>
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Naturalist heroes have great physical strength, but their greatest skill is their ability to channel the powers of numerous wild animals. Not only can they drink like a fish and snore like a bear, but they will sting like a butterfly and float like a bee. Or, um, the other way around.<br />
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[[Skills (manual)|Skills]]<br />
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" <br />
! Level Attained<br />
! Skill Name<br />
! Skill Type<br />
! PP Cost<br />
! Effect<br />
|-<br />
| Level 1<br />
| [[Kangaroo Punch]]<br />
| Combat<br />
| 1<br />
| Deals physical damage<br />
|-<br />
| Level 1<br />
| [[Ant's Strength]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 4<br />
| Increased strength<br>Increased maximum HP<br />
|-<br />
| Level 2<br />
| [[Charge of the Bovine]]<br />
| Combat<br />
| 4<br />
| Increased to-hit ability<br>Increased weapon damage<br />
|-<br />
| Level 3<br />
| [[Mantis Reflexes]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 5<br />
| Increased reflexes<br>Increased initiative<br />
|-<br />
| Level 4 <br />
| [[Echolocation]]<br />
| Passive<br />
| 0<br />
| Increased item drops<br />
|-<br />
| Level 5 <br />
| [[Memory of the Elephant]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 6<br />
| Increased intellect<br>Increased maximum PP<br />
|-<br />
| Level 6 <br />
| [[Armadillo Armor]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 8<br />
| Increases damage absorption<br />
|-<br />
| Level 7 <br />
| [[Snout of the Swine]] <br />
| Buff<br />
| 10<br />
| Increased chips drop<br />
|-<br />
| Level 8 <br />
| [[Starfish Regeneration]]<br />
| Passive<br />
| 0<br />
| Regenerates HP each turn<br />
|-<br />
| Level 9 <br />
| [[Talons of the Raptor]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 12<br />
| Increased melee damage<br />
|-<br />
| Level 10 <br />
| [[Trample of the Rhino]]<br />
| Combat<br />
| 9<br />
| Moderately increased to-hit ability<br>Moderately increased weapon damage<br />
|-<br />
| Level 11 <br />
| [[Summon Wolf]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 9<br />
| Summons a sidekick<br />
|-<br />
| Level 12 <br />
| [[Nurture vs. Nature]]<br />
| Noncombat<br />
| 12<br />
| Increased effectiveness from your sidekick<br />
|-<br />
| Level 13<br />
| [[Spines of the Echidna]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 12<br />
| Damages foes when they hit you<br />
|-<br />
| Level 14<br />
| [[Sinus of the Shark]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 15<br />
| Increases chance of combat adventures<br />
|-<br />
| Level 15<br />
| [[Summon Water Buffalo]]<br />
| Buff<br />
| 14<br />
| Summons a sidekick<br />
|-<br />
| Level 16<br />
| [[Maul of the Cave Bear]]<br />
| Combat<br />
| 13<br />
| Greatly increased to-hit ability<br>Greatly increased weapon damage<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
*Naturalists' starting equipment is [[Shark's Tooth Necklace]], [[cruelty-free whip]] and [[grey wolf pajamas]].<br />
*Naturalists are rewarded with an [[Astral Monkey's Paw Necklace ]] for completing the [[Don't Cry for Me, Zion-tina]] [[quests|quest]].<br />
*Naturalists have the ability to [[Tame]] [[:Category:Animals|animals]], resulting in 50% more XP, but no item drops.<br />
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[[Category: Classes]]<br />
==References==<br />
* The famous boxer {{wikipedia|Muhammad Ali}} described his fighting style as "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee".</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Updates_Archive&diff=49094Updates Archive2011-07-03T20:15:10Z<p>Muhandes: missing message</p>
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'''05-26-11''' The [[naturalist]] [[Charge of the Bovine|charge]]/[[Trample of the Rhino|trample]]/[[Maul of the Cave Bear|maul]] skills no longer work with [[ranged weapons]]. (Boo!) However, the strength bonus to [[melee weapon]] damage is now 25% larger! (Yay!)<br><br><br />
'''05-21-11''' Combat sidekicks should now be able to act even if your opponent is stunned.<br><br><br />
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'''05-03-11''' Foe resistances and weaknesses have been dramatically revamped. [http://twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1148 Details on the forums].<br><br><br />
'''05-01-11''' It's snowed for 5 hours today at Quirkz central, so let's call it a [[snow day]] in Twilight, shall we?.<br><br><br />
'''05-01-11''' The [[Item of the Month]]e is available in Ye Olde Wok.<br><br><br />
'''04-30-11''' The [[Item of the Month]] is taking longer than anticipated. Should make it into the Wok sometime tomorrow.<br><br><br />
'''04-28-11''' In what will surely be known as "[[Combat Items|combat item]] Thursday" I have introduced a number of ... well, let's keep it a surprise, shall we?<br><br><br />
'''04-24-11''' Excitement is in the air. [[Invisible Store|I can't see anything]], but I can almost taste it. Can you feel it? Don't make me ask if you can smell it, hear?<br><br><br />
'''04-15-11''' Excitement is in the air. [[Invisible Store|I can't see anything]], but I can almost taste it.<br><br><br />
'''04-12-11''' Computer improvement! Code [[:Category:Can Be Decrypted|can be "decrypted"]] to convert it to other code.<br><br><br />
'''04-01-11''' Good news, everybody! I won the lottery. Free [[gold star]]s for everyone who logs in today.<br><br><br />
'''03-31-11''' [[Axe Hero™ guitar|April's rockin' item of the month]] is available in the Rock--er, [[The Wok of Stars|Wok--of Stars]].<br><br><br />
'''03-27-11''' The retcon leaderboards have been expanded, oh my!<br><br><br />
'''03-26-11''' Oh, no! The incorrigible Boston Stranglers are making trouble in the [[Frank's Ballpark|ballpark]] again!<br><br><br />
'''03-17-11''' The mall got a few upgrades today. Buy multiple from the search screen, limits, see what else you can find.<br><br><br />
'''03-01-11''' The belated [[mystical slouch of sorcerous mayhem|item of the month]] has arrived, and balance has been restored to [[The Wok of Stars|the Wok]].<br><br><br />
'''02-27-11''' February is a short month, and I won't be around for the release, so the [[Item of the Month]] will come out roughly 24 hours later than normal.<br><br><br />
'''02-21-11''' Revamp to the [[Protests_Aren't_for_Amateurs|protest zone]]. Quest flow is unchanged, but the zone is now more strategic!<br><br><br />
'''02-13-11''' One [[Summon Water Sprite|new]] [[Sugar Purifier|skill]] apiece for [[elemental]]s and [[gadgeteer]]s, and adjustments for skill points to the [[naturalist]] and [[psion]] [[Summon Wolf|side]][[Summon Water Buffalo|kick]] [[Wind Warrior |skills]]. [http://twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1120 Details on the forums.]<br><br><br />
'''02-04-11''' Made some subtle tweaks to the [[Zion's_Tears_building|Zion's tears building]] to add strategy to that part of the quest.<br><br><br />
'''02-03-11''' [[(Jekyll and) Hyde Park|Hyde Park]] has two mysterious new areas to explore!<br><br><br />
'''02-01-11''' [[Snow day]]! I don't have one, but enough other people seem to be that I thought I'd share in the fun.<br><br><br />
'''01-31-11''' The inevitably pink February [[Item of the Month]] is available in [[the Wok of Stars]].<br><br><br />
'''01-28-11''' One day only, the [[Battle of the Bands]] has broken out downtown in [[St. Anne Park]].<br><br><br />
'''01-28-11''' Teaser: event with rollover tomorrow.<br><br><br />
'''01-28-11''' The next "Tea Time with Ryme" will be Friday, January 28 at 7:00 p.m. US Mountain time (roughly 1:10 before rollover), for a live Q&A session about the game. Details [http://www.twilightheroes.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1105|on the forums].<br><br><br />
'''01-15-11''' A batch of [[Wandering Villains|wandering villains]] went in the other day.<br><br><br />
'''01-01-11''' [[FT|Foe toughness modifiers]] now apply to [[:Category:Scaling Enemies|scaling opponents]].<br><br><br />
<br />
* [[Updates Archive 2010]]<br />
* [[Updates Archive 2009]]<br />
* [[Updates Archive 2008]]<br />
* [[Updates Archive 2007]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:News]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:GameUpdates&diff=49093Template:GameUpdates2011-07-03T20:13:57Z<p>Muhandes: Found a copy of that message</p>
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<div><!-- This should include the latest 5 game updates --><br />
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<!-- please add to the [[Updates Archive]] page as well --><br />
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'''June 30''' Happy [[International Joke Day]]! Be sure to visit the convention center downtown for some free goodies before it closes at midnight.<br />
<br />
'''June 30''' [[Major Twilight's stalwart scutum|Scutum]]? But I 'ardly even know 'im. Don't get the joke? That's okay, just visit [[the Wok of Stars]] for an explanatory [[Item of the Month]].<br />
<br />
'''June 29''' PSA: [[International Joke Day|special event]] at rollover. For varying definitions of "special." Or "event." Or that white space between "special" and "event."<br />
<br />
'''June 19''' The [[mountains]] have a new [[Camp Camping Camp|activity center]]. It was supposed to be part of a larger update, but we're going to do them in smaller stages.<br />
<br />
'''March 43rd''' Having the wrong date on an announcement is not "inventing time travel" and the sarcasm doesn't make me fix it any faster.<br />
<br />
<noinclude>[[Category:News|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude></div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Broadsword_of_amorphous_hatred&diff=49084Broadsword of amorphous hatred2011-07-03T07:01:17Z<p>Muhandes: share</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=36054232<br />
|itemid=1641<br />
|name=broadsword of amorphous hatred<br />
|plural=broadswords of amorphous hatred<br />
|image=broadsword.gif<br />
|desc=This wickedly sharp blade was designed by a blacksmith with terrible a memory, who could never remember what it was that really got his goat (hey, maybe it was goats!), so he designed this sword to specifically target whatever he was swinging at. Sadly, over the years, the modifications have deteriorated, and it just sort of targets whatever it feels like.<br />
|type=melee<br />
|weapontype=Slashing, large<br />
|power=60<br />
|level=5<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|ench=+X against the enemy of the moment<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
{{hateblurb}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shotgun_of_volatile_enmity&diff=49083Shotgun of volatile enmity2011-07-03T07:00:49Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=32224082<br />
|itemid=1642<br />
|name=shotgun of volatile enmity<br />
|plural=shotguns of volatile enmity<br />
|image=Shotgun.gif<br />
|desc=This deadly accurate gun was created by a gunsmith with so many enemies he tried to create a weapon which would be especially deadly for every single one of them. Unfortunately the selection mechanism has developed a mind of its own and targets whatever the heck it feels like at any given moment.<br />
|type=Ranged<br />
|weapontype=Spray weapon<br />
|power=60<br />
|level=5<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|ench=+X against the enemy of the moment<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
{{hateblurb}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Hateblurb&diff=49082Template:Hateblurb2011-07-03T07:00:27Z<p>Muhandes: Created page with "* '''X''' is a random number between 1 and 499. * At the beginning of every fight the following lines is shown File:Hatefire.gif Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatr..."</p>
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<div>* '''X''' is a random number between 1 and 499.<br />
* At the beginning of every fight the following lines is shown<br />
<br />
[[File:Hatefire.gif]] Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.<br />
<br />
:Where <enemy> is one of:<br />
<br />
:* purple people eaters<br />
:* stupid commercial jingles</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Hatefire.gif&diff=49081File:Hatefire.gif2011-07-03T06:56:52Z<p>Muhandes: {{THimage||hatefire.gif}}</p>
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<div>{{THimage||hatefire.gif}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Aeropack&diff=49080Aeropack2011-07-03T06:52:29Z<p>Muhandes: /* Notes */ As mentioned in the talk page, you could use it</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=42058352<br />
|itemid=1635<br />
|name=aeropack<br />
|plural=aeropacks<br />
|image=aeropack.gif<br />
|desc=This is a homemade jetpack constructed by duct taping two box fans together with a broomstick for a control mechanism. It's not going to take you far, and the lift is barely enough to allow you to peek in Mrs. Johnson's window, who lives above you. You're a true hero to the kids of your neighborhood when you "fly" above the street with this, though.<br />
|type=Transportation<br />
|range=1<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|ench={{modifier|fly}}<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* As there are no locations in the game with range 1 that require flying, this is, not surprisingly, almost completely useless.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Software&diff=49079Software2011-07-03T06:49:15Z<p>Muhandes: /* Software List */ registry cleaner software</p>
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<div>[[image:Cd.gif|center]]<br />
<br />
Software is used by either the [[electronic computer]] or the [[Positronic computer]] to perform a variety of tasks.<br />
<br />
=Software List=<br />
<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable"<br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Software''' !! '''How Created''' !! '''Effect'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[Vlad's Decryptonomicon software]] || Purchased at [[Aaron's All-Night Electronics]] || Allows decryption of [[ripped swipe card]] and [[mangled data plate]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[GigantoFirm LookOut Calendar]] <br />
| [[city map code]]<br />
+ [[physiology scan code]]<br />
| [[Prepunctuality]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[IMyself blog software]]<br />
| [[city map code]]<br />
+ [[statistical analysis code]]<br />
| [[On Camera]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Destitute Dick's Penny-Pincher Program]]<br />
| [[financial spreadsheet code]]<br />
+ [[statistical analysis code]]<br />
| [[Financial Prudence]]<br />
|-style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
| [[control software]]<br />
| [[physiology scan code]]<br />
+ [[signal processing code]]<br />
| ''[[#Jetpack|jetpack component]]''<br />
|-<br />
| [[S.M.A.R.T. software]]<br />
| [[physiology scan code]]<br />
+ [[statistical analysis code]]<br />
| [[Got S.M.A.R.T.]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[S.U.I.T. Software]]<br />
| [[signal processing code]]<br />
+ [[statistical analysis code]]<br />
| [[T.a.I.L.o.R.]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[MacRuff's Mercantile Monitor software]]<br />
| [[city map code]]<br />
+ [[financial spreadsheet code]]<br />
| [[Targeting Trouble]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Garcia's Traffic Avoider software]]<br />
| [[city map code]]<br />
+ [[signal processing code]]<br />
| [[Seeking Solitude]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Astral Stock Exchange software]]<br />
| [[signal processing code]]<br />
+ [[financial spreadsheet code]]<br />
| [[Betting on the Stars]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[personal copy of the internet]]<br />
| Purchased at [[Sherlock & Poirot, Crime Analysts]]<br />
| [[Surfing for Lulz]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[registry cleaner software]]<br />
| Drops at [[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
| [[Cleaning Registry]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[TH Editor software]]<br />
| Custom item given to {{User|Olaf}} and {{User|NardoLoopa}}<br />
| [[Cool Coding]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
=Notes=<br />
<br />
Software can be created by combining [[codes]], which can be obtained by decrypting a [[mangled data plate]].<br />
<br />
The [[control software]] is created like those listed above, but doesn't run on the [[Hideout]] computers; it is a component for the [[Jetpack]].<br />
<br />
[[Category: Software|*]]<br />
<br />
<br />
Back to [[Hideout]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Joke_Day_Convention&diff=49049Joke Day Convention2011-07-01T16:11:17Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>{{fightLocation<br />
|name=Joke Day Convention<br />
|image=convention-center.gif<br />
|location=St. Anne Park<br />
|unlocks=[[International Joke Day]]<br />
|combat_chance=0<br />
|ID=1012}}<br />
<br />
''Trying to enter after midnight:''<br />
{{blackbox|talk-to-the-hand.jpg}}<br />
Sorry, the convention center has closed for the night. It'll be something different (and certainly more boring) tomorrow. <br />
<br clear=all><br />
Each of the encounters except [[Um, What's This?]]] gives you an item, which can be any of the following:<br />
* [[aeropack]]<br />
* [[broadsword of amorphous hatred]]<br />
* [[cloak of limited visibility]]<br />
* [[colossal jawbreaker]]<br />
* [[crossbow stock]]<br />
* [[juggling pins]]<br />
* [[motivational DVD]]<br />
* [[registry cleaner software]]<br />
* [[shotgun of volatile enmity]]<br />
* [[unrequited lovers' locket]]<br />
<br />
= Noncombat Adventures =<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=It Was Worth It<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Press Pass? What Press?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Um, What's This?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
|items=[[Chinese takeout menu]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=What About Sinplay or Tangentplay?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Woof Woof<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Yup<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Juggling_clubs&diff=49048Juggling clubs2011-07-01T15:41:00Z<p>Muhandes: plural</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=35170205<br />
|itemid=1638<br />
|name=juggling clubs<br />
|plural=juggling clubss{{typo}}<br />
|image=juggling-pin.gif<br />
|desc=You've always marveled when street performers would pull out bowling pins and just start tossing them into the air, faster and faster. You have a friend who once promised to teach you how to do it, eventually. When the mood strikes. Maybe.<br />
|type=ranged<br />
|weapontype=Archaic blunt<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|power=20<br />
|ench={{modifier|meleedamage|+15}}<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Broadsword_of_amorphous_hatred&diff=49047Broadsword of amorphous hatred2011-07-01T15:37:08Z<p>Muhandes: plural</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=36054232<br />
|itemid=1641<br />
|name=broadsword of amorphous hatred<br />
|plural=broadswords of amorphous hatred<br />
|image=broadsword.gif<br />
|desc=This wickedly sharp blade was designed by a blacksmith with terrible a memory, who could never remember what it was that really got his goat (hey, maybe it was goats!), so he designed this sword to specifically target whatever he was swinging at. Sadly, over the years, the modifications have deteriorated, and it just sort of targets whatever it feels like.<br />
|type=melee<br />
|weapontype=Slashing, large<br />
|power=60<br />
|level=5<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|ench=+481 against the enemy of the moment<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Chinese_takeout_menu&diff=49046Chinese takeout menu2011-07-01T15:35:30Z<p>Muhandes: obtain</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=52010053<br />
|itemid=1647<br />
|name=Chinese takeout menu<br />
|plural=Chinese takeout menus<br />
|image=Chinese-takeout-menu.gif<br />
|desc=Wanna order some food? This is the thing for you. There's a phone number and everything. Get some General Tso's Chicken for me, would you? Thanks. I'll totally pay you back next payday.<br />
|type=Miscellaneous Item<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|freepull=Yes<br />
|usable=yes<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
:* [[Um, What's This?]]<br />
|freepull=yes<br />
|used=On a whim, you call up the Chinese restaurant. They actually know who you are and offer a strategic trade: if you come in and let them take a picture with you, they'll keep you stocked with fortune cookies every day. You figure that couldn't really hurt anything, and fortune cookies are always nice, right? They say all you have to do is use your powers to put out a special signal, and the delivery driver will track you down, wherever you are.<br />
<br />
You have acquired a new skill: <BR><br />
'''[[Summon Fortune Cookie]]'''<br />
<br />
''If you already have the skill:''<br />
<br />
You've already made arrangements with this restaurant to get a daily batch of fortune cookies. I don't think they're going to double the benefit.<br />
|multiuse=!<br />
|ench=Grants you a permanent skill when used. (Skill is retained across retcons.)}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:Joke_Day_Convention_drops&diff=49045Template:Joke Day Convention drops2011-07-01T15:35:05Z<p>Muhandes: not</p>
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<div>{{obtain|aeropack|Aeropack.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|broadsword of amorphous hatred|Broadsword.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|cloak of limited visibility|Limited-visibility.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|colossal jawbreaker|colossal-jawbreaker.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|crossbow stock|Crossbow-stock.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|juggling clubs|juggling-pin.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|motivational DVD|Motivational-dvd.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|registry cleaner software|cd.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|shotgun of volatile enmity|Shotgun.gif}}<br />
<br />
''or''<br />
<br />
{{obtain|unrequited lovers' locket|unrequited-locket.gif}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Um,_What%27s_This%3F&diff=49044Um, What's This?2011-07-01T15:34:50Z<p>Muhandes: correct</p>
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<div>{{encounter<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
|desc=You troll the floor looking for goodies, but when you get to the end of the row the only thing new you've picked up is a <thing>. I guess it beats getting a rock for Halloween. Barely.<br />
<br />
{{obtain|Chinese takeout menu|chinese-takeout-menu.gif}}<br />
<br />
|loc1=Joke Day Convention}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Joke_Day_Convention&diff=49043Joke Day Convention2011-07-01T15:34:13Z<p>Muhandes: correct</p>
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<div>{{fightLocation<br />
|name=Joke Day Convention<br />
|image=convention-center.gif<br />
|location=St. Anne Park<br />
|unlocks=[[International Joke Day]]<br />
|combat_chance=0<br />
|ID=1012}}<br />
<br />
Each of the encounters except [[Um, What's This?]]] gives you an item, which can be any of the following:<br />
* [[aeropack]]<br />
* [[broadsword of amorphous hatred]]<br />
* [[cloak of limited visibility]]<br />
* [[colossal jawbreaker]]<br />
* [[crossbow stock]]<br />
* [[juggling pins]]<br />
* [[motivational DVD]]<br />
* [[registry cleaner software]]<br />
* [[shotgun of volatile enmity]]<br />
* [[unrequited lovers' locket]]<br />
<br />
= Noncombat Adventures =<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=It Was Worth It<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Press Pass? What Press?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Um, What's This?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
|items=[[Chinese takeout menu]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=What About Sinplay or Tangentplay?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Woof Woof<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Yup<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Special_abilities&diff=49042Special abilities2011-07-01T15:31:46Z<p>Muhandes: /* Improved Computer Interaction */ Superior interaction!</p>
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<div>As a super hero you can use special super abilities.<br />
<br />
==Breathing Under Water==<br />
Breathing under water grants access to:<br />
* [[Porcelain Bay]]<br />
<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Requirements''' !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[air tank]]<br>[[fins]]<br>[[scuba mask]] || Accessory<br>Boots<br>Helmet || Level 3<br>Wear entire set || -10 to hit<br>-20% to initiative<br>-5% item drops<br />
|-<br />
| [[dreamer's clock]] || Transportation || Level 15 || Grants wearer the ability to fly<br />
|-<br />
| [[Elemental]] || Class || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[harbor pearl]] || Offhand Item || Level 5 || <br />
|-<br />
| [[seashell locket]] || Talisman || || +3 PP per turn<br>-20% Strength<br />
|-<br />
| [[Seppia's cephalopod skullcap]] || Helmet || || +5 ice damage<br>Allows the use of SQUID discs<br>-5 seconds to the duration of each turn<br>Regenerates PP as a function of level<br />
|-<br />
| [[sub-ma-car]] || Transportation || Level 4 ||<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Flying==<br />
*Grants access to [[Flying above Twilight]]<br />
*Enables a special outcome in the [[Gotta Move Quick]] choice adventure, opening [[Survey the Rooftops of Downtown]].<br />
*Enables adventuring in [[Rooftops of downtown]] once it is opened by the above.<br />
*Enables the [[Just Deserts]] adventure. <br />
*Enables skipping the [[Trapped!]] adventure.<br />
*Speeds up part of [[Through the Dimensional Rabbit-Hole]].<br />
*Enables renting items at [[Quincy's Airship Emporium]].<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Requirements''' !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[aeropack]] || Transportation || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[armored pegasus]] || Transportation || Level 12 || -10 seconds to the duration of each turn<br />
|-<br />
| [[Atmos Spear (extended)]] || Melee weapon || Level 10 || +20 to maximum HP<br>Can call down lightning 5 times per day<br>+7% chips<br>Grants wearer the ability for super jumps<br />
|-<br />
| [[Atmos Spear (shortened)]] || Melee weapon || || +10% to your maximum Hit Points<br>Can call down lightning 5 times per day<br>+8% chance of critical hits<br>Grants wearer the ability for super jumps<br />
|-<br />
| [[command chopper]] || Transportation || [[Passable Pilot]] || +10% spell danage<br />
|-<br />
| [[dreamer's clock]] || Transportation || Level 15 || Grants wearer the ability to breathe under water<br />
|-<br />
| [[invisible jet]] || Transportation || [[Passable Pilot]] || Also inaudible, untasteable, and unsmellable<br />
|-<br />
| [[jetpack]] || Transportation || [[Passable Pilot]] ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[lead dirigible]] || Transportation || [[Passable Pilot]] || +20 seconds to the duration of each turn<br>Rental equipment is lost at rollover<br />
|-<br />
| [[medevac chopper]] || Transportation || [[Passable Pilot]] || Can perform up to 5 air rescues per day<br>+3 HP per turn<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ned's chopper]] || Transportation || [[Passable Pilot]] || Rental equipment is lost at rollover<br />
|-<br />
| [[pegasus]] || Transportation || Level 12 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[rocket boots]] || Boots || Level 5 || for Gadgeteers only<br><br />
+10 initiative - for Gadgeteers only<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ultimate Aviator Goggles]] || Talisman || || +10% chips<br>+2 PP per turn<br>Grants wearer the ability for super jumps<br>-5% item drops<br />
|-<br />
| [[VHF-1 Fighter]] || Transportation || [[Passable Pilot]] || Can perform up to 5 airstrike attacks per day<br>Refreshingly climate-controlled cabin<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Super Jumping==<br />
* Enables a special outcome in the [[Gotta Move Quick]] choice adventure, opening [[Survey the Rooftops of Downtown]]. <br />
*Enables adventuring in [[Rooftops of downtown]] once it is opened by the above.<br />
* Enables skipping the [[Trapped!]] adventure.<br />
* Speeds up part of [[Through the Dimensional Rabbit-Hole]].<br />
*Enables renting items at [[Quincy's Airship Emporium]].<br />
*Needed to start the elevators working in the [[NCI Live building]] to finish the [[Cat and Mick-y Mouse Game|level 11 Quest]] so that one can [[Retcon]].<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Requirements''' !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[Atmos Spear (extended)]] || Melee weapon || Level 10 || +20 to maximum HP<br>Grants wearer the ability to fly<br>Can call down lightning 5 times per day<br>+7% chips<br />
|-<br />
| [[Atmos Spear (shortened)]] || Melee weapon || || +10% to your maximum Hit Points<br>Grants wearer the ability to fly<br>Can call down lightning 5 times per day<br>+8% chance of critical hits<br />
|-<br />
| [[barrel full of monkeys (monkeys not included)]] || Pants || Level 9 || +5% item drops<br />
|-<br />
| [[bun's blade]] || Melee weapon || Level 17 || +9 Melee damage<br>+20 Reflexes<br />
|-<br />
| [[foxy caped suit]] || Full-body suit || || +5% Reflexes<br>+10% to hit<br>-10 seconds to the duration of each turn<br>Chance of stunning opponents if you win initiative<br />
|-<br />
| [[gnat gloves]] || Gloves || Level 5 || +2% item drops<br>-2% chance of weapon fumbles<br />
|-<br />
| [[high-jump boots]] || Boots || Level 5 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Roderick's Boots]] || Boots || || +5 Reflexes<br>Provides +10% Reflexes<br />
|-<br />
| [[Spring-Heeled Jack's boots]] || Boots || || 5% chance to stun opponents<br>10% dodging ability<br>+1 skill point applied to combat skills if [[Jill's elegant gloves]] is worn<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ultimate Aviator Goggles]] || Talisman || || +10% chips<br>+2 PP per turn<br>Grants wearer the ability to fly<br>-5% item drops<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Block Foe Attacks==<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Duration''' !! Requirements !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[Grumpy old smuggler]] || Sidekick || Always || Level 9 Quest || {{statrate|685|141}} block at level 20<br />
|-<br />
| [[Stainless Steelbreaker]] || Offhand || Always || || Unknown block rate<br>+10% offense<br>+4% chance of enemy fumbles<br>Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points).<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Invisibility==<br />
Invisibility is in fact a chat effect, makes people unable to tell you are listening to chat, unless you talk,<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Duration''' !! Requirements !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[chameleon clasp]] || Talisman || Always || || Provides unsurpassed blending-in abilities<br>+6% chance of critical hits<br>-6% chance of weapon fumbles<br>30% additional damage taken from robots<br>30% less damage dealt to robots from weapons or skills<br />
|-<br />
| [[Indivisible]] || Item || 60 minutes || || +15 dodging ability<br />
|-<br />
| [[quartz amulet]] || Talisman || Always || || +7 sonic damage<br>-10% dodging ability<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ring of Fellowship]] || Accessory || Always || || +20 to maximum HP<br>+5% psychic damage resistance<br>+3% of weapon damage returned as HP<br>offense<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ring of Solis]] || Accessory || Always || Level 70 || +5% resistance to all elements<br>+10 psychic damage<br>+40 to maximum HP<br>+40 to maximum PP<br>+10% Intellect<br>-5 seconds to the duration of each turn<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Improved Computer Interaction==<br />
{{Needsspading|How does it work}}<br />
<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Requirements''' !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[Cleaning Registry]] || software || || Only on the computer on which it is run<br />
|-<br />
| [[datashirt]] || Shirt || Level 6 || +5 electric damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[robo cap]] || Helmet || Level 12 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[silicon scooter]] || Transportation || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Virtual Reality helmet]] || Helmet || || +3 XP per combat<br>Wearer occasionally gains extra stat points.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Improved Sidekick Effectiveness==<br />
* Amounts for [[Skills (manual)|Skills]] are affected by S, the number of {{skillPoint}}s invested in the skill. <br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center" class="sortable" <br />
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF"<br />
! '''Source''' !! '''Source type''' !! '''Amount''' !! Duration !! Requirements !! class="unsortable"|'''Notes'''<br />
|-<br />
| [[Motivational speaker]] || Sidekick || '''∞''' || Full-time || || <br />
|-<br />
| [[judo kid gloves]] || Accessory || '''50%''' || Always || || Allows your sidekick to sometimes perform a vicious judo chop in fights<br>Sidekicks occasionally provide refreshment<br />
|-<br />
| [[Green Thumb]] || Item || '''30%''' || 180 minutes || Level 8 || Obtained from [[Emerald nectar]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Model T-1000]] || Transportation || '''25%''' || Always || Level 8 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[prismatic sports bra]] || Shirt || '''25%''' || one turn || || When trigger Periwinkle<br>Provides other beneficial results<br />
|-<br />
| [[Lil' Jerk Disguise Kit]] || Accessory || '''20%''' || Always || Level 10 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ursula's teddy]] || Full-body suit || '''20%''' || Always || Level 12 || -20% ice resistance<br />
|-<br />
| [[Nurture vs. Nature]] || [[Naturalist]] Skill || '''10% + S%''' || 30 + 3*S minutes || Level 12 ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[The Grouch's Sack of Loot (full)]] || Accessory || '''10%''' || Always || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[The Grouch's Sack of Loot (empty)]] || Accessory || '''5%''' || Always || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[shepherd's crook]] || Melee weapon || '''5%''' || Always || Level 2 || Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points)<br />
|-<br />
| [[Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant]] || Offhand Item || '''3%''' || Always || Level 11 || +3% chance of critical hits<br>+5 fire damage<br>+5 psychic damage<br />
|-<br />
| [[nicknack]] || Accessory || '''1%''' || Always || Level 7 || +1 foe toughness<br>+1 weapon damage (ranged or melee)<br>+1 spell damage<br>+1 damage absorption<br>+1% item drops<br>+1% chips<br />
|}<br />
<br clear="all"><br />
{{Modifiers list}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Modifier Summary Tables]][[Category:Breath Under Water|*]][[Category:Flying Ability|*]][[Category:Super Jumping|*]][[Category:Invisibility|*]][[Category:Computer Interaction|*]][[Category:Sidekick Effectiveness|*]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Cleaning_Registry&diff=49040Cleaning Registry2011-07-01T15:30:37Z<p>Muhandes: cat</p>
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<div>{{skill<br />
|skillid=645<br />
|name=Cleaning Registry<br />
|desc=Everyone knows if your registry is clean your computer runs faster. Right now you're in an infinite loop of infinite registry cleaning and infinitely faster results. For limited definitions of infinity. <br />
|effect=+5 increased computer interaction on that computer[[Category:Computer Interaction]]<br />
|type=Effect}}<br />
<br />
==Obtained From==<br />
*Running [[registry cleaner software]] (∞)<br />
<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Called "Registry Cleaner" in the computer lab.<br />
*When activated:<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0"<br />
|- <br />
| [[Image:epic-mop.gif|left]] <br />
| style="background-color:#DDEEDD" | Your watch beeps to let you know your registry cleaner software has cleaned the registry in record time, and it's now re-initiating yet another, even faster registry cleaning.<br />
|}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Skills_by_number_(600-699)&diff=49039Skills by number (600-699)2011-07-01T15:29:23Z<p>Muhandes: Cleaning Registry</p>
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<tr><td><br />
600. [[Excelling]]<br><br />
601. [[Boolean]]<br><br />
602. [[Rayed 5]]<br><br />
603. [[Digit-eyes-ed]]<br><br />
604. [[Keyed Up]]<br><br />
605. [[Code Red]]<br><br />
606. [[Acronym Fever]]<br><br />
607. [[DownLowDed]]<br><br />
608. [[Seedy]]<br><br />
609. [[Served]]<br><br />
610. [[Offline]]<br><br />
611. [[Access Denied]]<br><br />
612. [[Soft Wear]]<br><br />
613. [[Distroed]]<br><br />
614. [[Floppy]]<br><br />
615. [[RoboTronic]]<br><br />
616. [[PKD'd]]<br><br />
617. [[Super, Man]]<br><br />
618. [[Festive like October]]<br><br />
619. [[Overclocked]]<br><br />
620. [[Broke]]<br><br />
621. [[Colorful]]<br><br />
622. [[Feeling Your Oats]]<br><br />
623. [[Cinematic]]<br><br />
624. [[Scratch Your Eyes Out]]<br><br />
625. [[Rude as the Day Is Long]]<br><br />
626. [[Golden Eyed]]<br><br />
627. [[Man with the Golden Watch]]<br><br />
628. [[Eyes Only]]<br><br />
629. [[Live Twice]]<br><br />
630. [[Living Penlights]]<br><br />
631. [[Max Velocipede]]<br><br />
632. [[Mad Masked]]<br><br />
633. [[Soda-Licious]]<br><br />
</td><td><br />
634. [[Seeing Green]]<br><br />
635. [['Senging in the Rain]]<br><br />
636. [[Rocky Tough]]<br><br />
637. [[Got the Beat]]<br><br />
638. [[Ricky's Mom]]<br><br />
639. [[So Many Hands]]<br><br />
640. [[Pink'd]]<br><br />
641. [[Never Forgets]]<br><br />
642. [[Alphabet Soup]]<br><br />
643. [[Big Trouble]]<br><br />
644. [[Violet Shower]]<br><br />
645. [[Cleaning Registry]]<br><br />
646. [[]]<br><br />
647. [[]]<br><br />
648. [[]]<br><br />
649. [[]]<br><br />
650. [[]]<br><br />
651. [[]]<br><br />
652. [[]]<br><br />
653. [[]]<br><br />
654. [[]]<br><br />
655. [[]]<br><br />
656. [[]]<br><br />
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658. [[]]<br><br />
659. [[]]<br><br />
660. [[]]<br><br />
661. [[]]<br><br />
662. [[]]<br><br />
663. [[]]<br><br />
664. [[]]<br><br />
665. [[]]<br><br />
666. [[]]<br><br />
</td><td><br />
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668. [[]]<br><br />
669. [[]]<br><br />
670. [[]]<br><br />
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697. [[]]<br><br />
698. [[]]<br><br />
699. [[]]<br><br />
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[[Category:Skills|*]]</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Cleaning_Registry&diff=49038Cleaning Registry2011-07-01T15:28:59Z<p>Muhandes: Created page with "{{skill |skillid=645 |name=Cleaning Registry |desc=Everyone knows if your registry is clean your computer runs faster. Right now you're in an infinite loop of infinite registry c..."</p>
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<div>{{skill<br />
|skillid=645<br />
|name=Cleaning Registry<br />
|desc=Everyone knows if your registry is clean your computer runs faster. Right now you're in an infinite loop of infinite registry cleaning and infinitely faster results. For limited definitions of infinity. <br />
|effect=+5 increased computer interaction on that computer<br />
|type=Effect}}<br />
<br />
==Obtained From==<br />
*Running [[registry cleaner software]] (∞)<br />
<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Called "Registry Cleaner" in the computer lab.<br />
*When activated:<br />
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="0"<br />
|- <br />
| [[Image:epic-mop.gif|left]] <br />
| style="background-color:#DDEEDD" | Your watch beeps to let you know your registry cleaner software has cleaned the registry in record time, and it's now re-initiating yet another, even faster registry cleaning.<br />
|}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Registry_cleaner_software&diff=49037Registry cleaner software2011-07-01T15:24:39Z<p>Muhandes: /* Notes */</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=31578979<br />
|itemid=1639<br />
|name=registry cleaner software<br />
|plural=copies of registry cleaner<br />
|desc=This software comes in a shrink-wrapped package covered in excessive promises about how it will make your computer "150% FASTER!!!!!!"<br />
|image=cd.gif<br />
|type=misc<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|usable=yes<br />
|freepull=yes<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
|used=''If you don't have a computer:''<br />
<br />
You go to install the software on a computer ... but then you realize you don't actually have a computer in the lab yet. Maybe you oughta talk to the folks at the electronics store by the University and see if they've got any suggestions for you.<br />
<br />
''If you don't have it installed:''<br />
<br />
You pop in the CD and install the software. It's now on your computer(s) and can be run any time. The licensing on these is such that you can keep a copy of the installer for future usage.<br />
<br />
''If you already have it installed:''<br />
<br />
You've already got this installed and thus don't need to install it again. You hang on to this copy in case you ever need it later.[[Category:Software]]<br />
|multiuse=!<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Using the software and running it on a computer gives '''[[Cleaning Registry]] - ∞''' as an effect.<br />
* Can only be run on one of your computers at once.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Registry_cleaner_software&diff=49036Registry cleaner software2011-07-01T15:23:53Z<p>Muhandes: Will need to templatize the usage, but no time now</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=31578979<br />
|itemid=1639<br />
|name=registry cleaner software<br />
|plural=copies of registry cleaner<br />
|desc=This software comes in a shrink-wrapped package covered in excessive promises about how it will make your computer "150% FASTER!!!!!!"<br />
|image=cd.gif<br />
|type=misc<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|usable=yes<br />
|freepull=yes<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
|used=''If you don't have a computer:''<br />
<br />
You go to install the software on a computer ... but then you realize you don't actually have a computer in the lab yet. Maybe you oughta talk to the folks at the electronics store by the University and see if they've got any suggestions for you.<br />
<br />
''If you don't have it installed:''<br />
<br />
You pop in the CD and install the software. It's now on your computer(s) and can be run any time. The licensing on these is such that you can keep a copy of the installer for future usage.<br />
<br />
''If you already have it installed:''<br />
<br />
You've already got this installed and thus don't need to install it again. You hang on to this copy in case you ever need it later.[[Category:Software]]<br />
|multiuse=!<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Using the software and running it on a computer gives '''[[Prepunctuality]] - ∞''' as an effect.<br />
* Can only be run on one of your computers at once.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Items_by_number_(1600-1699)&diff=49034Items by number (1600-1699)2011-07-01T15:19:19Z<p>Muhandes: registry cleaner software</p>
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<tr><td><br />
1600. [[prince prints]]<br><br />
1601. [[liar lyre]]<br><br />
1602. [[shoveler's gloves]]<br><br />
1603. [[shovel]]<br><br />
1604. [[vandal vest]]<br><br />
1605. [[specter snare]]<br><br />
1606. [[tiny chocolate eclair]]<br><br />
1607. [[birthday cake]]<br><br />
1608. [[peanut butter couplet]]<br><br />
1609. [[Vortex cycle]]<br><br />
1610. [[Vortex suit]]<br><br />
1611. [[]]<br><br />
1612. [[]]<br><br />
1613. [[]]<br><br />
1614. [[]]<br><br />
1615. [[]]<br><br />
1616. [[]]<br><br />
1617. [[]]<br><br />
1618. [[]]<br><br />
1619. [[]]<br><br />
1620. [[]]<br><br />
1621. [[]]<br><br />
1622. [[]]<br><br />
1623. [[polychloroprene gloves]]<br><br />
1624. [[bite noise wristwands]]<br><br />
1625. [[dishwasher's gloves]]<br><br />
1626. [[]]<br><br />
1627. [[]]<br><br />
1628. [[]]<br><br />
1629. [[]]<br><br />
1630. [[]]<br><br />
1631. [[]]<br><br />
1632. [[]]<br><br />
1633. [[]]<br><br />
</td><td><br />
1634. [[business card]]<br><br />
1635. [[aeropack]]<br><br />
1636. [[motivational DVD]]<br><br />
1637. [[crossbow stock]]<br><br />
1638. [[juggling clubs]]<br><br />
1639. [[registry cleaner software]]<br><br />
1640. [[cloak of limited visibility]]<br><br />
1641. [[broadsword of amorphous hatred]]<br><br />
1642. [[shotgun of volatile enmity]]<br><br />
1643. [[unrequited lovers' locket]]<br><br />
1644. [[colossal jawbreaker]]<br><br />
1645. [[Major Twilight's stalwart scutum]]<br><br />
1646. [[fortune cookie]]<br><br />
1647. [[Chinese takeout menu]]<br><br />
1648. [[]]<br><br />
1649. [[]]<br><br />
1650. [[]]<br><br />
1651. [[]]<br><br />
1652. [[]]<br><br />
1653. [[]]<br><br />
1654. [[]]<br><br />
1655. [[]]<br><br />
1656. [[]]<br><br />
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1665. [[]]<br><br />
1666. [[]]<br><br />
</td><td><br />
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1670. [[]]<br><br />
1671. [[]]<br><br />
1672. [[]]<br><br />
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1687. [[]]<br><br />
1688. [[]]<br><br />
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1690. [[]]<br><br />
1691. [[]]<br><br />
1692. [[]]<br><br />
1693. [[]]<br><br />
1694. [[]]<br><br />
1695. [[]]<br><br />
1696. [[]]<br><br />
1697. [[]]<br><br />
1698. [[]]<br><br />
1699. [[]]<br><br />
</td><br />
{{ItemsById}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Registry_cleaner_software&diff=49033Registry cleaner software2011-07-01T15:18:54Z<p>Muhandes: oops</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=31578979<br />
|itemid=1639<br />
|name=registry cleaner software<br />
|plural=<br />
|desc=This software comes in a shrink-wrapped package covered in excessive promises about how it will make your computer "150% FASTER!!!!!!"<br />
|image=cd.gif<br />
|type=misc<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|usable=yes<br />
|freepull=yes<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
|used=<br />
|multiuse=!<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Registry_cleaner_software&diff=49032Registry cleaner software2011-07-01T15:18:13Z<p>Muhandes: more\</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=registry cleaner software<br />
|itemid=1639<br />
|name=motivational DVD<br />
|plural=<br />
|desc=This software comes in a shrink-wrapped package covered in excessive promises about how it will make your computer "150% FASTER!!!!!!"<br />
|image=cd.gif<br />
|type=misc<br />
|autosell=1<br />
|usable=yes<br />
|freepull=yes<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
|used=<br />
|multiuse=!<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Motivational_speaker&diff=49031Motivational speaker2011-07-01T15:16:11Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>{{Sidekick/companion<br />
|name=Motivational speaker<br />
|image=speaker.gif<br />
|id=23<br />
|desc=Ambling around mumbling quotes from the series of DVDs you forced them to watch, your sidekick has become highly trained in motivational techniques, which they unfortunately refuse to share with anyone else.<br />
<br />
Level cap: 100<br />
|source=motivational DVD<br />
|fulltime=yes<br />
|ability=Increased sidekick effectiveness[[Category:Sidekick Effectiveness]]<br />
|msg=''After an encounter:''<br />
<br />
* <name> walks back and forth, mumbling and gesturing. You manage to hear a small snippet of the speech: <br />
<br />
: "Nothing great was ever achieved without heaps and heaps of great responsibility."<br />
: "Live tomorrow to create the today you are committed to."<br />
: "If there's no decision, you haven't really taken action."<br />
: "The path to success is a massive, determined reaction to your opponent's action."<br />
: "I challenge you to join the ranks of people who walk the talk."<br />
: "The best way through is always out."<br />
: "The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of that elusive flying squirrel."<br />
: "Find the limits of possibility by shooting right past them into the impossible."<br />
: "Don't fear the Reaper, just use more cowbell."<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Increases the sidekick effectiveness at increasing the sidekick effectiveness.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Motivational_speaker&diff=49030Motivational speaker2011-07-01T15:15:51Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>{{Sidekick/companion<br />
|name=Motivational speaker<br />
|image=speaker.gif<br />
|id=23<br />
|desc=Ambling around mumbling quotes from the series of DVDs you forced them to watch, your sidekick has become highly trained in motivational techniques, which they unfortunately refuse to share with anyone else.<br />
<br />
Level cap: 100<br />
|source=motivational DVD<br />
|fulltime=yes<br />
|ability=Increased sidekick effectiveness[[Category:Sidekick Effectiveness]]<br />
|msg=''After an encounter:''<br />
<br />
* <name> walks back and forth, mumbling and gesturing. You manage to hear a small snippet of the speech: <br />
<br />
: "Nothing great was ever achieved without heaps and heaps of great responsibility."<br />
: "Live tomorrow to create the today you are committed to."<br />
: "If there's no decision, you haven't really taken action."<br />
: "The path to success is a massive, determined reaction to your opponent's action."<br />
: "I challenge you to join the ranks of people who walk the talk."<br />
: "The best way through is always out."<br />
: "The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of that elusive flying squirrel."<br />
: "Find the limits of possibility by shooting right past them into the impossible."<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Increases the sidekick effectiveness at increasing the sidekick effectiveness.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Motivational_speaker&diff=49029Motivational speaker2011-07-01T15:15:27Z<p>Muhandes: another</p>
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<div>{{Sidekick/companion<br />
|name=Motivational speaker<br />
|image=speaker.gif<br />
|id=23<br />
|desc=Ambling around mumbling quotes from the series of DVDs you forced them to watch, your sidekick has become highly trained in motivational techniques, which they unfortunately refuse to share with anyone else.<br />
<br />
Level cap: 100<br />
|source=motivational DVD<br />
|fulltime=yes<br />
|ability=Increased sidekick effectiveness[[Category:Sidekick Effectiveness]]<br />
|msg=''After an encounter:''<br />
<br />
* <name> walks back and forth, mumbling and gesturing. You manage to hear a small snippet of the speech: <br />
<br />
: "Nothing great was ever achieved without heaps and heaps of great responsibility."<br />
: "Live tomorrow to create the today you are committed to."<br />
: "If there's no decision, you haven't really taken action."<br />
: "The path to success is a massive, determined reaction to your opponent's action."<br />
: "I challenge you to join the ranks of people who walk the talk."<br />
: "The best way through is always out."<br />
: "The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of that elusive flying squirrel."<br />
<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Increases the sidekick effectiveness at increasing the sidekick effectiveness.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Motivational_speaker&diff=49028Motivational speaker2011-07-01T15:05:18Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>{{Sidekick/companion<br />
|name=Motivational speaker<br />
|image=speaker.gif<br />
|id=23<br />
|desc=Ambling around mumbling quotes from the series of DVDs you forced them to watch, your sidekick has become highly trained in motivational techniques, which they unfortunately refuse to share with anyone else.<br />
<br />
Level cap: 100<br />
|source=motivational DVD<br />
|fulltime=yes<br />
|ability=Increased sidekick effectiveness[[Category:Sidekick Effectiveness]]<br />
|msg=''After an encounter:''<br />
<br />
* <name> walks back and forth, mumbling and gesturing. You manage to hear a small snippet of the speech: <br />
<br />
: "Nothing great was ever achieved without heaps and heaps of great responsibility."<br />
: "Live tomorrow to create the today you are committed to."<br />
: "If there's no decision, you haven't really taken action."<br />
: "The path to success is a massive, determined reaction to your opponent's action."<br />
: "I challenge you to join the ranks of people who walk the talk."<br />
: "The best way through is always out."<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Increases the sidekick effectiveness at increasing the sidekick effectiveness.</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Unrequited_lovers%27_locket&diff=49027Unrequited lovers' locket2011-07-01T15:05:03Z<p>Muhandes: plrl</p>
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<div>{{item<br />
|descid=93244815<br />
|itemid=1643<br />
|name=unrequited lovers' locket<br />
|plural=unrequited lovers' lockets<br />
|image=unrequited-locket.gif<br />
|desc=Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl doesn't even acknowledge boy's existence. What was once only the province of crummy emo songs and bad films is now a wonderful, delightful necklace*!<br />
<br />
<small>*For varying definitions of "wonderful" and "delightful".</small><br />
|type=Accessory <br />
|autosell=1<br />
|freepull=yes<br />
|ench={{Modifier|HPregen|+2}}<br />
{{Modifier|PPregen|+2}}<br />
{{Modifier|HPregen|-2}}<br />
{{Modifier|PPregen|-2}}<br />
|obtain=[[Joke Day Convention]]<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Press_Pass%3F_What_Press%3F&diff=49026Press Pass? What Press?2011-07-01T15:04:30Z<p>Muhandes: Created page with "{{encounter |image=convention-booth.gif |desc=Oh, cool! The new Jokester 7500 is being demonstrated at one end of the hall, but ... it's for press only? Oh, man, what a rip-off! ..."</p>
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<div>{{encounter<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
|desc=Oh, cool! The new Jokester 7500 is being demonstrated at one end of the hall, but ... it's for press only? Oh, man, what a rip-off! While you're fuming about that, an astute competitor swings over and gives you a quick pitch for their items. He also gives you some swag. Score!<br />
<br />
{{Joke Day Convention drops}}<br />
<br />
|loc1=Joke Day Convention}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Joke_Day_Convention&diff=49023Joke Day Convention2011-07-01T15:03:43Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>{{fightLocation<br />
|name=Joke Day Convention<br />
|image=convention-center.gif<br />
|location=St. Anne Park<br />
|unlocks=[[International Joke Day]]<br />
|combat_chance=0<br />
|ID=1012}}<br />
<br />
Each of the encounters gives you an item, which can be any of the following:<br />
* [[aeropack]]<br />
* [[broadsword of amorphous hatred]]<br />
* [[Chinese takeout menu]]<br />
* [[cloak of limited visibility]]<br />
* [[colossal jawbreaker]]<br />
* [[crossbow stock]]<br />
* [[juggling pins]]<br />
* [[motivational DVD]]<br />
* [[registry cleaner software]]<br />
* [[shotgun of volatile enmity]]<br />
* [[unrequited lovers' locket]]<br />
<br />
= Noncombat Adventures =<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=It Was Worth It<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Press Pass? What Press?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Um, What's This?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=What About Sinplay or Tangentplay?<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Woof Woof<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{noncombat<br />
|name=Yup<br />
|image=convention-booth.gif<br />
}}</div>Muhandeshttp://th.blandsauce.com/wiki/index.php?title=Motivational_speaker&diff=49022Motivational speaker2011-07-01T15:03:19Z<p>Muhandes: </p>
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<div>{{Sidekick/companion<br />
|name=Motivational speaker<br />
|image=speaker.gif<br />
|id=23<br />
|desc=Ambling around mumbling quotes from the series of DVDs you forced them to watch, your sidekick has become highly trained in motivational techniques, which they unfortunately refuse to share with anyone else.<br />
<br />
Level cap: 100<br />
|source=motivational DVD<br />
|fulltime=yes<br />
|ability=Increased sidekick effectiveness[[Category:Sidekick Effectiveness]]<br />
|msg=''After an encounter:''<br />
<br />
* <name> walks back and forth, mumbling and gesturing. You manage to hear a small snippet of the speech: <br />
<br />
: "Nothing great was ever achieved without heaps and heaps of great responsibility."<br />
: "Live tomorrow to create the today you are committed to."<br />
: "If there's no decision, you haven't really taken action."<br />
: "The path to success is a massive, determined reaction to your opponent's action."<br />
: "I challenge you to join the ranks of people who walk the talk."<br />
}}<br />
==Notes==<br />
* Increases the sidekick effectiveness at increasing the sidekick effectiveness.</div>Muhandes