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{{item
|descid=3164287
|itemid=1110
|name=insanely super bowl breastplate
|plural=insanely super bowl breastplates
|image=super-bowl-breastplate.gif
|desc=This bowl isn't just good or even great, it's "insanely super!" It's durable, powerful, and full of utility, especially for those who don't suffer from functional fixation. Or, put another way, let your imagination free, and this bowl will return fourfold rewards.

Using this super product as a sturdy breastplate, you'll surely be well protected. Thing is it gives you sort of a potbelly. Kinda Santa Claus, with the bowl full of jelly impression. That might not be all bad, if it helps people feed your sweet tooth. 

{{donation|February 2010 Item of the Month}}
|type=shirt
|power=50
|nosell=yes
|usable=yes
|noretcon=yes
|ench={{modifier|absorb|+5}}
Santa Claus belly (+20% sugar item drops).[[Category:Item Drops]]<br>
+10% Reflexes - for Gadgeteers only[[Category:Reflexes Modifiers]]
|obtain=Using a [[insanely super XL bowl]]
|used=You decide to rotate the breastplate ninety degrees clockwise, to see what you can get. Hey, neato, a super helmet! [[insanely super bowl helmet|Use again]] or equip.
|multiuse=!
}}
==References==
* The name refers to the {{wikipedia|Super Bowl}}.
* In the poem "{{wikipedia|A Visit from St. Nicholas}}", Santa Claus's belly was described as shaking "like a bowl full of jelly".
{{IotM|date=February 2010|cur=Insanely super XL bowl|pre=Stainless Steelbreaker|suc=Viking Games jersey}}