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|hit1=His powers of persuasion cause you to doubt yourself, which we all know is the most painful act of all. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
 
|hit1=His powers of persuasion cause you to doubt yourself, which we all know is the most painful act of all. {{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}}
 
|hit2=He suckers you in with a catchy song about "the leader" and then punches you when your guard is down.
 
|hit2=He suckers you in with a catchy song about "the leader" and then punches you when your guard is down.
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|hit3-The leader sees your will is too strong to give in to his cult teachings, so he introduces you to the "cult of the two-by-four." Apparently your back isn't as strong as your will.
 
|miss1=He tries to convert you, but you remember what you learned from the "Just Say No to Cults" after school special and resist.
 
|miss1=He tries to convert you, but you remember what you learned from the "Just Say No to Cults" after school special and resist.
 
|miss2=He tries to brainwash you, but your mind is too dirty to ever be washed completely clean.
 
|miss2=He tries to brainwash you, but your mind is too dirty to ever be washed completely clean.
 
|miss3=You resist his powers of persuasion by repeating the mantra, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!"
 
|miss3=You resist his powers of persuasion by repeating the mantra, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!"
|fumble=* Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! He takes {{element|fumble|X}}.
 
 
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==References==
 
==References==
*One of the hit messages refers to the spoof on individuals who are obsessed with twelve-step programs and become addicted to the actual act of going to therapy for addiction in a book called ''"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"'' by {{wikipedia|Stuart Smalley}}.
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* The last miss message refers to the spoof on individuals who are obsessed with twelve-step programs and become addicted to the actual act of going to therapy for addiction in a book called ''"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"'' by {{wikipedia|Stuart Smalley}}.

Revision as of 07:26, 23 March 2009

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Zion's Tears cult leader

You are fighting a Zion's Tears cult leader.

You encounter a man dressed in the robes of a Zion's Tears cultist. Judging by the fancy highlights--it's been washed recently--this must be one of the cult leaders.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • His powers of persuasion cause you to doubt yourself, which we all know is the most painful act of all. (psychic) damage
  • He suckers you in with a catchy song about "the leader" and then punches you when your guard is down.




He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • He tries to convert you, but you remember what you learned from the "Just Say No to Cults" after school special and resist.
  • He tries to brainwash you, but your mind is too dirty to ever be washed completely clean.
  • You resist his powers of persuasion by repeating the mantra, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!"



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 35-62 chips.

You gain 57 experience.

You got an item: platinum necklace Necklace.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)







Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified


Locations

References

  • The last miss message refers to the spoof on individuals who are obsessed with twelve-step programs and become addicted to the actual act of going to therapy for addiction in a book called "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!" by Stuart Smalley.