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|hit1=He gives you a turban. It sounds like a nice gift, but it isn't, and when he's done you wish you had some cloth to wrap around your aching head. | |||
|hit2=He pinches your piece and whacks you with it. Thankfully it's not the mafia "whack." So it's still painful, but not deadly. | |||
|miss1=He goes oobatz, orders a gabagool sandwich, and tells you to fanabala. Whatever all that means. | |miss1=He goes oobatz, orders a gabagool sandwich, and tells you to fanabala. Whatever all that means. | ||
|miss2=He clocks you with a pair of binoculars. You'd think that's bad, but it's more creepy than painful. | |miss2=He clocks you with a pair of binoculars. You'd think that's bad, but it's more creepy than painful. | ||
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* "Blotto" is a a colloquial term meaning "extremely drunk". A sotto capo is the {{Wikipedia|Underboss}}, or second in command, in an Italian Mafia family. | * "Blotto" is a a colloquial term meaning "extremely drunk". A sotto capo is the {{Wikipedia|Underboss}}, or second in command, in an Italian Mafia family. | ||
* "Oobatz" means "crazy, nuts". "gabagool" is a cold cut meat similar to baloney. "fanabala" means "go to hell". All are mafia speak. | * "Oobatz" means "crazy, nuts". "gabagool" is a cold cut meat similar to baloney. "fanabala" means "go to hell". "Giving someone a turban" means cracking his head open. All are mafia speak. | ||
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You are fighting a Blotto sotto capo.
This drunken underboss reminds you of a classic joke. "What are you drinking under there?" "Under where?" "You're drinking underwear? Eeeeeewwww!" The underboss doesn't seem to find the joke amusing.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He gives you a turban. It sounds like a nice gift, but it isn't, and when he's done you wish you had some cloth to wrap around your aching head.
- He pinches your piece and whacks you with it. Thankfully it's not the mafia "whack." So it's still painful, but not deadly.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He goes oobatz, orders a gabagool sandwich, and tells you to fanabala. Whatever all that means.
- He clocks you with a pair of binoculars. You'd think that's bad, but it's more creepy than painful.
- He tries to ice you, but you tell him he's fired. Somehow it all balances out.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 62-76 chips.
You gain 47 experience.
You got an item: capo cap-o 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: capo key 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Notes
- The capo key is a one time drop.
References
- "Blotto" is a a colloquial term meaning "extremely drunk". A sotto capo is the Underboss, or second in command, in an Italian Mafia family.
- "Oobatz" means "crazy, nuts". "gabagool" is a cold cut meat similar to baloney. "fanabala" means "go to hell". "Giving someone a turban" means cracking his head open. All are mafia speak.