22.86 cm Screws

22.86 cm Screws

You are fighting 22.86 cm Screws.

You don't even want to know what this guy just said he wanted to do to you. Good thing you've got a head like a hole, so you've already forgotten.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
• The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
• The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.

{{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
• The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
• The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 12-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: band-aid (15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana (14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier (15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon (3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book (3 ± 0.4%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Battle of the Bands
  

References

• The foe name is a reference to the band Nine Inch Nails.
• The description references the single Closer, the chorus of which includes the infamous words "I wanna fuck you like an animal".
• Also mentioned is the single Head Like a Hole.