Difference between revisions of "Insanely super bowl shield"

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insanely super bowl shield
Plural: insanely super bowl shields
This bowl isn't just good or even great, it's "insanely super!" It's durable, powerful, and full of utility, especially for those who don't suffer from functional fixation. Or, put another way, let your imagination free, and this bowl will return fourfold rewards.

Like a turtle, you can carry your shell around and duck behind it whenever you need to. Unlike a turtle, this shell is made of very sturdy, resonant metal.

February 2010 Item of the Month

Offhand Item
Power: 17
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

Attacker takes +10% sonic damage upon successful hit.
Turtle-esque (+5% dodging ability).
+10% Strength - for Naturalists only

Using insanely super bowl helmet

You decide to rotate the shield ninety degrees clockwise, to see what you can get. Oh, look, a super extra-large bowl! Use again or equip.

• When an opponent hits you:

Part of your opponent's blow strikes your super bowl shield and causes it to reverberate with a resounding CLONGGGGG! It causes X damage to your opponent.

• In addition, when the opponent would have died from the damage:

Your opponent appears to be pretty shaken up by the noise.

Notes

• X is 10% of the damage dealt, rounded to the closest integer.

References

• The name refers to the Super Bowl.