Mercilessly menacing mastodon

mercilessly menacing mastodon

You are fighting a mercilessly menacing mastodon.

This giant mastodon was frozen in ice until it was thawed out a few years ago. Like the caveman it was frozen next to, this modern world frightened and confused it. Unlike that caveman, it didn't become an attorney. Instead, it went on a rampage and ended up here at the ranch.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• It slaps you silly with its trunk, complete with "boppity-boppity" sound effects.
• Being considerably larger than you, it doesn't take much effort to stomp you. Needless to say, it hurts (so why did I say it?).
• It wraps its trunk around you and repeatedly stabs you against its massive tusks. Youch!

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• It slaps you silly with its trunk, but you were already pretty silly, so you don't really notice.
• Being considerably smaller than it, you easily dodge as it tries to stomp you.
• It tries to wrap its trunk around you, but you point out that you have your own luggage, and don't need its.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 116 experience.

You got an item: gossamer glass goblet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: luxurious leather lanyard (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: random raggedy rod (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% weak to ice damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Rejected Rogue Ranch
  

This enemy is an animal.

References

• The description refers to Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.