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Latest revision as of 07:00, 3 July 2011
shotgun of volatile enmity
Plural: shotguns of volatile enmity
This deadly accurate gun was created by a gunsmith with so many enemies he tried to create a weapon which would be especially deadly for every single one of them. Unfortunately the selection mechanism has developed a mind of its own and targets whatever the heck it feels like at any given moment.
Ranged weapon (Spray weapon)
Power: 60
Level Required: 5
Autosell value: 1
+X against the enemy of the moment
How Obtained
Notes
- X is a random number between 1 and 499.
- At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown
Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.
- Where <enemy> is one of:
- beatniks
- cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
- clouds of gnats
- crabgrass
- embarrassing personal problems
- hipsters
- internet outages
- ketchup on hotdogs
- Mondays
- parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
- people covered in fish
- people driving with their left blinker on
- people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
- politicians
- purple people eaters
- ring-tailed lemurs
- striped caterpillars
- stupid commercial jingles
- talking raccoons
- things not working properly even after you've thumped them