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*Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!" | *Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!" | ||
*The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide. | *The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide. | ||
::''If you have a sidekick that already blocks attacks then:'' | |||
*The teenager seems entirely too awed by your sidekick. You're supposed to be the awesome one here! | |||
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==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*Only the first 2 messages block your foe's attack. | *Only the first 2 messages block your foe's attack. | ||
*Message rate is about {{statrate|564|258}}. | *Message rate is about {{statrate|564|258}}. | ||
**Block rate is about {{statrate|564|50}}. | **Block rate is about {{statrate|564|50}}. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*"Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:Penfold (character)|Penfold]] from the British cartoon [[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|DangerMouse]] | *"Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:Penfold (character)|Penfold]] from the British cartoon [[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|DangerMouse]] | ||
Revision as of 13:50, 28 November 2014
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Freelance teenager
How Obtained
Obtained from: Jax 'Za
Duration: 60 min.
Behavior
Ability: Stops opponent attacks
Messages
- Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses.
- Your teenage sidekick gets really charged up, and shouts, "Holy moly articholey! I mean hokey smokey artichokey! I mean, wowsers! No, like, gadzooks! Or something!" Your opponent is so confused by the inane string of verbiage that no attack is possible.
- The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!"
- The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!"
- Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!"
- The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide.
- If you have a sidekick that already blocks attacks then:
- The teenager seems entirely too awed by your sidekick. You're supposed to be the awesome one here!
Dismissal Message: You decide you're better off without a sidekick and shoo yours away.
Notes
- Only the first 2 messages block your foe's attack.
- Message rate is about (45.7% ± 4.2%).
- Block rate is about (8.9% ± 2.4%).
References
- "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character Penfold from the British cartoon DangerMouse
- In the same message, "narf" is one of many nonsense phrases uttered by Pinky from the Animaniacs skit (and later cartoon show), Pinky and the Brain.
- "Jinkies" is a catch-phrase of the character Velma from Scooby-Doo.
- "Zoinks" is a reference to the character Shaggy, also from Scooby-Doo.
- "Schnikes" is a phrase used by Chris Farley in the movie Tommy Boy.
- "Wowsers" is Inspector Gadget's favorite exclamation, and his plucky niece Penny uses it on occasion as well.