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|desc=No, don't go all Star Wars on me, this isn't a futuristic gun. It's just a guy who plays with dynamite all day long. He's really a pretty nice guy and all, it's just that he's a little hard of hearing (see: dynamite), and he's too tipsy to ask for clarification as to what he thinks you just said about his mother. | |desc=No, don't go all Star Wars on me, this isn't a futuristic gun. It's just a guy who plays with dynamite all day long. He's really a pretty nice guy and all, it's just that he's a little hard of hearing (see: dynamite), and he's too tipsy to ask for clarification as to what he thinks you just said about his mother. | ||
|image=brawling-drunkard.jpg | |image=brawling-drunkard.jpg | ||
|hit1= | |hit1= | ||
|miss1= | |hit2=You try to tell him you're sorry, but he won't stand for you badmouthing Eward Gorey. | ||
|hit3=He tosses a live stick of dynamite into the bar. You manage to save the more-or-less innocent bystanders, but get a bit concussed in the process. | |||
|miss1=He gestures emphatically with a stick of dynamite, but it doesn't explode or anything. Everyone just backs up a few steps, you included. | |||
|miss2=You try to tell him you're sorry, but he doesn't seem interested in listening to your story. | |||
|miss3=He starts to light a stick of dynamite before you point out that you're in the middle of a bar. Apparently he's just an angry bomber, not a mad one. | |||
|pronoun=He | |pronoun=He | ||
|chips=''some'' | |chips=''some'' | ||
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You are fighting a loaded blaster.
No, don't go all Star Wars on me, this isn't a futuristic gun. It's just a guy who plays with dynamite all day long. He's really a pretty nice guy and all, it's just that he's a little hard of hearing (see: dynamite), and he's too tipsy to ask for clarification as to what he thinks you just said about his mother.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- You try to tell him you're sorry, but he won't stand for you badmouthing Eward Gorey.
- He tosses a live stick of dynamite into the bar. You manage to save the more-or-less innocent bystanders, but get a bit concussed in the process.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He gestures emphatically with a stick of dynamite, but it doesn't explode or anything. Everyone just backs up a few steps, you included.
- You try to tell him you're sorry, but he doesn't seem interested in listening to your story.
- He starts to light a stick of dynamite before you point out that you're in the middle of a bar. Apparently he's just an angry bomber, not a mad one.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain some experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.