Item Drops: metaphoric claws, pocket van de graf generator, pulse rifle, trylon strap

Chip Drops: 53-88

Experience Gained: 49

Item Drops: bag of PG Tips, bowler

Chip Drops: 53-88

Experience Gained: 54

Item Drops: jaywalking shoes, walking jay pin

Item Drops: harmonica, knit cap, laser pistol

Chip Drops: 49-82

Experience Gained: 55

Health: 59

Item Drops: dishwasher's gloves, frying pan, SQUID disc: 30 Days to Greater Humility

Chip Drops: 15-25

Experience Gained: 53

Health: 62

Item Drops: platinum necklace

Chip Drops: 34-57

Experience Gained: 57

• Dive left: gain 50-65 XP
• Dive right: get a backpack
• Jump straight into the air: With the ability to fly or super jump - you gain access to Survey the Rooftops of Downtown. Otherwise, you lose 15-20 HP.

• Avenge your uncle's murderer. Er, robber.: 30-60 chips. Less selfless reputation.
• Try to prevent major gridlock: dented hubcap. More selfless reputation.
• Try to do both at once: nothing

• Continue following the suspicious figure: leads to Should Have Been a Linebacker
• Investigate the shouting in the alley: opens Zion's Tears building

Notes: Occurs only after obtaining the Don't Cry for Me, Zion-tina quest

• Chip Drops: 500

Notes: Leads to Dead Women Don't Wear Plaid

Notes: Leads to Leads to Almost Like You'd Planned It

Notes: Opens Zion's Tears building

• Grant the interview and accept the risks: enables Villains
• Decline the interview, and stay out of the public eye: disables Villains

Notes: Occurs only if Villains are disabled, once per day

• Give a couple of quick quotes for the articles: enables Villains
• Say you're tired of the limelight: disables Villains

Notes: Occurs only if Villains are enabled, once per day

Item Drops: moleroot

Item Drops: gnat gloves