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{{fight
 
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|pronoun=a
 
|pronoun=a
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|fumpro=He
 
|name=Sketchy dealer
 
|name=Sketchy dealer
 
|desc=This guy's got shifty written all over him, from his darting eyes to his rapidly twisting hands, all the way down to his continually shifting feet. You approach him and say that if he hands over the rest of his drugs and goes home you'll let him go, because you're really only after violent criminals. But apparently he's more attached to the money than he is to his health, because he decides to fight instead of leave. You wonder if the drugs made him dumb, or if he was that way to begin with.
 
|desc=This guy's got shifty written all over him, from his darting eyes to his rapidly twisting hands, all the way down to his continually shifting feet. You approach him and say that if he hands over the rest of his drugs and goes home you'll let him go, because you're really only after violent criminals. But apparently he's more attached to the money than he is to his health, because he decides to fight instead of leave. You wonder if the drugs made him dumb, or if he was that way to begin with.
 
|image=sketchy-dealer.jpg
 
|image=sketchy-dealer.jpg
|hit=* Your opponent attacks ... He tells you to make way for the boom. "Huh?" you ask. His fist connects with the side of your head. Boom! Ah, so that's what he meant. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}
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|nsdhit1=Your opponent attacks ... He tells you to make way for the boom. "Huh?" you ask. His fist connects with the side of your head. Boom! Ah, so that's what he meant. He hits you for
* Your opponent attacks ... He slips you a drug--a drug against war. The problem is, as soon as your angst fades and your defenses drop, he gives you no peace. In fact, he works a serious mix of blood evil on you. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}
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|sdhit=X
* Your opponent attacks ... He claws at your face. Did I mention he has nine-inch nails? They hurt, a lot, and it's a downward spiral from there. He hits you for {{element|physical|X}}
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|nsdhit2=Your opponent attacks ... He slips you a drug--a drug against war. The problem is, as soon as your angst fades and your defenses drop, he gives you no peace. In fact, he works a serious mix of blood evil on you. He hits you for
|critical=* Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for '''{{element|physical|X}}'''
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|nsdhit3=Your opponent attacks ... He claws at your face. Did I mention he has nine-inch nails? They hurt, a lot, and it's a downward spiral from there. He hits you for
|miss=* Your opponent attacks ... He stabs you with a used needle. It doesn't hurt though; there's just enough sedative left on the needle to leave you comfortably numb.
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|critical=Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for
* Your opponent attacks ... When it's the dealer's turn, all he does is smile at you and ask if you can see the colors. "Umm, okay?" you say. He keeps smiling. "There's like a million colors man. It's beautiful." Riiiiight ....  
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|crit=X
* Your opponent attacks ... He gets caught up in ranting and raving: "I'm a lord of acid! I'm a twenty-first century Jesus. I'm the creator, the destroyer. I provide the temple of dreams. I'm beyond good and evil!" "You're out of time, is what you are," you say. "What?" he asks, but it's your turn now.
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|fum=X
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|miss1=Your opponent attacks ... He stabs you with a used needle. It doesn't hurt though; there's just enough sedative left on the needle to leave you comfortably numb.
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|miss2=Your opponent attacks ... When it's the dealer's turn, all he does is smile at you and ask if you can see the colors. "Umm, okay?" you say. He keeps smiling. "There's like a million colors man. It's beautiful." Riiiiight ....  
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|miss3Your opponent attacks ... He gets caught up in ranting and raving: "I'm a lord of acid! I'm a twenty-first century Jesus. I'm the creator, the destroyer. I provide the temple of dreams. I'm beyond good and evil!" "You're out of time, is what you are," you say. "What?" he asks, but it's your turn now.
 
|fumble=unknown
 
|fumble=unknown
 
|chip range=50-52
 
|chip range=50-52
|xp=31}}
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|xp=31
 
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|item1=white pill|image1=White-pill.gif
{{obtain|item=white pill|image=White-pill.gif}}
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|item2=broken PDA|image2=Broken-PDA.gif
{{obtain|item=broken PDA|image=Broken-PDA.gif}}
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|loc1=Campus: Investigate a Retro Rave}}
 
 
== Location(s) ==
 
[[Campus: Investigate a Retro Rave]]
 
  
 
==References==
 
==References==

Revision as of 09:21, 12 July 2008

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References

  • The final hit message is, of course, a reference to Nine Inch Nails and their album The Downward Spiral.
  • The miss message mentioning him ranting and raving references the Belgian acid house band Lords of Acid.
  • The remaining parts of that miss message references the London techno band Messiah, specifically their album 21st Century Jesus, and the songs "Creator", "Destroyer", "Temple of Dreams", and "Beyond Good and Evil".
  • The miss message that describes you being comfortably numb is a reference to the Pink Floyd song "Comfortably Numb."