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orca with rocket launcher

You are fighting an orca with rocket launcher.

For some reason, this killer whale, already one of the deadliest and most feared hunters of the sea, has some sort of rocket launcher strapped to its head.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The orca fires a rocket at you. It moves slowly under water, but you move even slower still. The rocket hits you. BOOOM! damage + (sonic) damage
• The orca bites you with its many sharp teeth. It's not high-tech or complicated, but it's effective.
• The orca charges you, mouth gaping wide. You dodge at the last second, but the housing for the rocket launcher rips at your flesh as it goes by.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• It starts to attack but you say "Throw me a bone here, I'm trying to swim," and it momentarily backs off.
• It tries to fire at you with the rocket launcher, but salt water has corrupted the electronics, so nothing happens.
• Just when the orca is about to rip a hunk of flesh out of your arm, it turns and heads for the surface to breathe. Heh. Mammals, always having to breathe air.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 64 experience.

You got an item: pearl of wisdom (80%)
You got an item: U.R.L. (~26%)
You got an item: pressure plate (~17%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Porcelain Bay
  

Notes

• Can be Tamed.

References

• Probably a reference to "frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams", one of Dr. Evil's schemes in the Austin Powers series of films.