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thick slug

You are fighting a thick slug.

You're faced with an ulky and boozing slug. Um, bulky and oozing. It menaces toward you glidingly, or maybe glides toward you menacingly.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• It strikes out in a quick, easy fashion, leaving you with an ick, queasy feeling.
• The slug pauses to wax a polyp, which of course seriously packs a wallop.
• You dodge into a side tunnel, but the slug goes through and throws goo. The goo hits you solidly. X (acid) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The slug makes grand lunge at you but lands in some grunge instead.
• It lashes out and you're worried it may slime you, but you're too vocal to be considered a mime so it can't slay you.
• The slug bites at your foot. It fights at your boot, but loses the fight.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 18-29 chips.

You gain 23 experience.

You got an item: leather pants (20.6 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: pick cheese (12.4 ± 5.5%)
You got an item: lack of pies (5.1 ± 1.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to ice damage.

Locations

• Dank and Rusty Maze
  

Notes

• Replaced by slick thug if you are wearing skeptic sandals.
• As it is in reality a slick thug, it cannot be Tamed.