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Rental ninja

Companion obtained from item.
Item: ninja coupon
Duration: 60 minutes

Ability: Stops opponent attacks

Messages

When blocking:

• The ninja sneaks up behind your opponent to deliver them a hamburger. Your opponent is baffled, but you've seen weirder.
• The ninja sets off a smoke bomb, momentarily blinding your opponent.

Otherwise:

• The ninja sets off a smoke bomb, covering his escape while he runs off to deliver a hamburger. Never trust a ninja.
• Your rental ninja spends the round explaining his history. Apparently an elaborate back story comes as part of the service package.

If you have a sidekick that already blocks attacks then:

• The ninja waits for your sidekick to get done. Apparently approaching enemies one at a time is standard ninja procedure.

Notes

• Block rate is about (29% ± 2%).