Surly bowler

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elderly bowler

You are fighting an elderly bowler.

She may not look like much, but she's been bowling since before you were born. Advice: strike hard and often, and avoid the splits.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • She pins you in a gutter and pummels you. It's pretty foul.
  • She feints with her left. You dodge, and she hits you with her right. Apparently she's got a nasty hook.
  • She knocks you completely over with her ball. That's going to leave a mark.



She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you.
  • She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt.
  • She tries to bowl you over, but you dodge down the alley. With her bowling shoes on she can't keep up.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 6-9 chips.

You gain 7 experience.

You got an item: SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette Squid-disc.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)







Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

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