Surly bowler

elderly bowler

You are fighting an elderly bowler.

She may not look like much, but she's been bowling since before you were born. Advice: strike hard and often, and avoid the splits.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She pins you in a gutter and pummels you. It's pretty foul.
• She feints with her left. You dodge, and she hits you with her right. Apparently she's got a nasty hook.
• She knocks you completely over with her ball. That's going to leave a mark.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you.
• She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt.
• She tries to bowl you over, but you dodge down the alley. With her bowling shoes on she can't keep up.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 6-9 chips.

You gain 7 experience.

You got an item: SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood