Casino elite guard

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casino elite guard

You are fighting a casino elite guard.

This guard is bigger, tougher, and meaner than the average casino guard. And he's got better hair, but that's not important right now.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He shoots the taser at you, but you skillfully dodge the wires. Unruffled, he clubs you with the heavy base of the gun.
• The two of you act out the lyrics of the Scorpions' Tase me, plase me. Too late you realize that should have been tease/please instead. (electric) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You stare intently at the guard, until you swear you can hear his heartbeat. He begins to sweat and then collapses. But when the ambulance comes you get in with him and wait until he feels better.
• He accidentally shoots himself in the foot with the taser, but he's wearing thick-soled shoes, so nothing happens.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ??-40-57-?? chips.

You gain ??-25-50-?? experience.

You got an item: leather jacket (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: taser (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: security slacks (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Back of the House
  

references

• Mentions the Scorpions' song "Tease Me, Please Me."