Gangster in red
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You are fighting a gangster in red.
A gang member wearing red approaches you. He's carrying what appears to be a sling, which is an odd choice for a weapon. Maybe someone mugged him and took his gun.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He hits you before you're reddy to block. Er, ready. Either way, it hurts.
- You read him his rights. The homograph fails to register, and he follows through on his attack.
- He slaps you twice, once on each cheek. Boy is your face red.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- You quickly try to come up with a Grateful Dead parody, involving the line "trouble ahead, gangster in red. Superhero'd better watch your knee-ee-ees." The gangster is put off by your horrible rendition more than anything.
- He tries to slap you twice, and misses both times. Boy is his face red.
- You have his rights read to him. Confused that you might be a cop, he holds back.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 12-21 chips.
You gain 15 experience.
You got an item: sling 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: firecracker 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
