Gruesome teen

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You are fighting a gruesome teen.

You encounter what at first glance seems to be that annoying verdant duo, but when it moves you realize that you're facing what is actually just one person. A distorted and very ugly person, at that. The green twosome is actually a gruesome teen.

Hit Message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... The teen calls out for his pet, a foul beast, which treats itself to a bowel feast--using your bowels. He hits you for X damage.
• Your opponent attacks ... He leans back and knits you in the hose--er, hits you in the nose. Ow! He hits you for X damage.
• Your opponent attacks ... The gruesome teen opens a manhole cover in the ceiling and lets in some pouring rain--oh, the roaring pain! He hits you for X damage.

Critical Message(s):

• Critical Hit Message 1
• Critical Hit Message 2

Miss message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... It's his turn to act, but he just pumps and grouts. Grumps and pouts.
• Your opponent attacks ... The teen whines, "I don't want to fight, it's fought nair--uh, it's not fair," and refuses to do anything else.
• Your opponent attacks ... The teen calls out, dumb and mad, for his mum and dad, but no help comes.

Fumble Message(s):

• Fumble Message 1
• Fumble Message 2

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 23-36 chips.

You gain 29 experience.

You got an item: sarge lack (%?)
You got an item: spooked credo File:Spooked credo.gif (%?)

Location(s)

Dank and Rusty Maze