Old man from the sea

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You are fighting an old man from the sea.

This old man, he caught one. He caught marlin by the ton. This old man, he fought two. He fought me and he fought you.

I already lost, so now he's gonna fight you.

Hit message(s):

• The old man hurls a marlin spear at you. As the marlin pierces your skin you shout, "Stellllaaaaaa!" in pain and frustration.

• The seaman whips a dried starfish at you. It embeds itself into your skin painfully. You thank your lucky starfish that you didn't lose an eye.

• The man asks if you'd like some sea food. "Sure," you say. He takes a bite of fish, chews for a second, and then opens his mouth wide. Eew! Your stomach churns and roils painfully.

Miss message(s):

• The crusty old seaman throws a bucket of brine and shrimp at you. Following the old adage, "Sea monkey, monkey do," you catch the bucket and throw it back at him.

• The old man hurls a marlinspike at you, but since you're not made of rope the small metal needle just bounces off harmlessly.

• He hurls a dried starfish at you, but it misses by a mile. You chuckle, but the old man says, "You don't understand. I coulda had bass. I coulda been a conger-eel. I coulda been a sombre, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."

Fumble message(s):

• Your foe fumbles! He takes x damage.

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You gain 63-103 chips.

You gain ??-82-?? experience.

You got an item: bag of throwing starfish

You got an item: harbor pearl

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Occurs at The Docks