Pier security guard

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You are fighting a pier security guard.

Something tells you this security guard isn't 100% honest. Maybe it's the cruel gleam in his eye. Maybe it's the sneer on his lips. Or maybe it's the way he pulled out a giant club and started swinging at you the moment he saw you.

Hit message(s):

• The guard slams you with his club. "Oof!" you grunt.

"Yeah, you can say that again," the guard quips. He hits you with his club again. "Oof!" you utter a second time. Some wiseguy this is. He hits you for x damage.

• You and the guard lock weapons and try to face each other down, but he kicks you in the shin until you have to back off. He hits you for x damage.

• The guard jabs you in the solar plexus with his night stick. "Join the club!" he shouts. You groan from two kinds of pain--mental and physical. He hits you for x damage.

Miss message(s):

• He drops his club. Then, when he tries to pick it up, he accidentally kicks it. He makes a dive for it as it rolls away, but just misses, and then has to scramble to get up again. By the time he's collected the stick, he's out of breath and has to pause and gather himself.

• He swings at you, but since you're already on the pier you see it coming and dodge easily.

• He swings his club at you in a giant arc, but it's so heavy you've got time to step out of the way before it's built up enough momentum.

Fumble message(s):

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You gain 73-93-?? chips.

You gain ??-80-?? experience.

You got an item: long arm of the law

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Occurs at The Docks