MechaPinata scout

MechaPinata scout

You are fighting a MechaPinata scout.

You run into a single MechaPinata scout at the leading edge of the horde. You have a feeling there are lots more of these where it came from.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• It winds up and beans you with a baseball. Oooooo, now it's asking for it!
• It scouts you for talent. Turns out one of your talents is getting kicked with paper mache hooves.
• The MechaPinata pulls out a sawed-off shotgun and fires it into you at point blank range. That's unfair! damage+ (sonic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• It winds up and sends a baseball whistling past your head. Ooooooo, now it's asking for it!
• It scouts you for talent. Turns out none of your talents are getting kicked with paper mache hooves.
• The MechaPinata jumps around like an idiot, presumably scouting, but missing the opportunity to attack you.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• League Battlefield