MechaPinata patrol

MechaPinata patrol

You are fighting a MechaPinata patrol.

Heading deeper into the MechaPinata horde, you come across a patrol of soldiers... MechaPinata soldiers if that wasn't obvious.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The pinatas play a rousing game of "see if the hero is made of candy." It turns out you're not.
• One of the pinatas pulls out a grenade and tosses it at you. You'd wonder how they used grenades without thumbs if you weren't so busy exploding. damage+ (fire) damage
• The patrol surrounds you, kicking you from all angles.

They hit you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The pinatas suggest a rousing game of "see if the hero is made out of candy." You decline.
• One of the pinatas pulls out a grenade and fumbles it on the ground. Yeah, it's really tough to pull pins without any thumbs.
• The patrol tries to surround you, but they're no Joe Frayday, so you easily slip out of their dragnet.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• League Battlefield