MechaPinata squad

MechaPinata squad

You are fighting the MechaPinata squad.

As you make your way deeper into the MechaPinata forces, a squad of soldiers confronts you. "Papers please."

You show them some paper mache, but they don't think its nearly as funny as you do.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The squad lines up and spits streams of sour gumballs at you, ratta-tat-tat. Ugh, they're used. damage+ (acid) damage
An array of weapons folds out of each pinata. Oh, right, cybernetic pinatas.
They beat the stuffing out of you. Not as literally as you're about to beat the paper mache out of them, but the point stands.

They hit you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The squad lines up and spits streams of sour gumballs at you. Only MechaPinata soldiers are so precise! Which is to say they hit everything but you.
They stand around and stare at you with their cybernetic eyes... Creeeeeeeeepy.
They try to beat the stuffing out of you, but you adequately demonstrate you're not an evil plushie.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified