Big & tall shoreman

big & tall shoreman

You are fighting a big & tall shoreman.

This shore worker isn't just long, he's big and tall.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The shoreman swipes at you with his longshoreman's hook and mauls you something fierce. If you've ever been mauled by a bear, it feels something like that.
You try to run and dodge, but this guy's so big he only takes two steps for three of yours. He catches you easily and jerks mercilessly on your arm.
He claps his two giant ham-sized fists against your skull, making a ham sandwich. With your head as the bread on the inside and his hands as the ham on the outside. It's a pretty lousy sandwich, I guess.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He presses his attack but you refuse to give in to pier pressure.
The dock worker tosses you off the dock and into the water, and then watches and laughs as you climb out. You're wet, but basically unharmed.
Before he can attack you whip out a piece of rope and deftly tie a stopper not. Obligingly, he stops.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 54-87 chips.

You gain 70 experience.

You got an item: big left hook (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: docker's pants (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

A word play on Longshoreman, which is a person who loads and unloads ships at a seaport.