Gruesome teen
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You are fighting a gruesome teen.
You encounter what at first glance seems to be that annoying verdant duo, but when it moves you realize that you're facing what is actually just one person. A distorted and very ugly person, at that. The green twosome is actually a gruesome teen.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The teen calls out for his pet, a foul beast, which treats itself to a bowel feast--using your bowels.
- He leans back and knits you in the hose--er, hits you in the nose. Ow!
- The gruesome teen opens a manhole cover in the ceiling and lets in some pouring rain--oh, the roaring pain!
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It's his turn to act, but he just pumps and grouts. Grumps and pouts.
- The teen whines, "I don't want to fight, it's fought nair--uh, it's not fair," and refuses to do anything else.
- The teen calls out, dumb and mad, for his mum and dad, but no help comes.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 23-36 chips.
You gain 29 experience.
You got an item: sarge lack 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: spooked credo 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
Notes
- Occurs only while wearing skeptic sandals.
