Hatchet-handed executive
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You are fighting a hatchet-handed executive.
Everyone fears this guy. If he catches you making even the slightest mistake, he'll try to fire you. In fact, he'd gladly make up reasons to fire you. In fact, it looks like he's going to try to "downsize" you right now!
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He comes at you with his wickedly sharp hatchet-hands, but you ask for him to sign for something. He starts crying over his lack of fingers.
- He starts to launch into some long-winded speech, but you shut him up by mocking his lousy haircut.
- He decides to leave you alone a moment and slaps his chopping hands at some tuna, telling you to stop having a boring lunch. Um, okay?
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-126-? chips.
You gain 133 experience.
You got an item: off-handed hatchet 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Referenecs
- The third miss message refers to the Slapchop infomercial which includes the line "stop having a boring tuna".
