Pickpocket

Pickpocket

You are fighting a Pickpocket.

You surprise a pickpocket who is trying to pick your ... er ... pocket. He appears unarmed, but wary.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The pickpocket whips a baseball out of his pouch and clonks you with it. To add insult to injury, the ball rolls back to the pickpocket, who picks it up and pockets it.
The pickpocket reaches out to grab your wallet, but misses and painfully yanks your skin instead.
He gets tired of all this stealth stuff and slugs you. The simple forwardness of the attack is stunning.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The pickpocket charges you, but trips on one of his shoelaces and goes sprawling.
The pickpocket aims for your pocket but picks your nose instead. Disgusting, but not so painful.
You're caught unawares as he swiftly and artfully pocks your picket ... which doesn't do all that much.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 15-25 chips.

You gain 2-4 experience.

You got an item: baseball (21.2%)
You got an item: sneakers (25%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to ice damage.