Green twosome
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You are fighting a green twosome.
You face a dunamic dio--dynamic duo--consisting of two strange mean grin--green men. Between them they're carrying a sarge lack. Large sack.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- They pull something from the trick bag and start to play brick tag. Guess what? You're it!
- The green twosome take turns hitting you. It's no lie: when you're hit by a troubled duo, the pain is doubled, true-oh!
- They pull some oatmeal out of the bag and hurl it at you. No, that's a moat eel, and it's got a very nasty bite.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- They aim a crushing blow at your head, but a blushing crow flaps out of their sack and startles them with a loud "Caw!"
- The green twosome pull a green mill out of their bag. It displays a real mean grill, but that's all.
- They reach into the bag and scrounge up a notebook. Then they spend a while finding their way out of the boat nook.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 26-38 chips.
You gain 27 experience.
You got an item: sarge lack 
(13.5 ± 4.7%)
You got an item: spooked credo 
(4.8 ± 3%)
You got an item: budge frownies 
(16.8 ± 5.2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to psychic damage.
Locations
Notes
- Replaced by gruesome teen if you are wearing skeptic sandals.