Cloaked swordsman

cloaked swordsman

You are fighting a cloaked swordsman.

This guy is wearing a dark hooded cloak pulled low over his eyes. He wields a rapier in one hand and a saber in the other. Apparently he trained at the school of schizophrenic swordfighting.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

His insane school of swordfighting throws you off guard and he gets a lucky hit in with his saber.
His rapier slides under your arm, but the judges give him the touch anyway.
He goes into an explanation of his "build" and how his swords have different enchantments. Apparently the saber deals cold damage, so you dutifully note it on your character sheet. damage + (ice) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

His insane school of swordfighting throws you off guard, which would help if it was actually any good.
He jabs you in the flank with his rapier, but the judges don't notice the touch. He stalks off in a huff.
He goes into an explanation of his "build" and how his swords have different enchantments. Apparently the rapier is enchanted to miss a lot, which doesn't seem very helpful.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 39-64 chips.

You gain 51 experience.

You got an item: digital rapier (15.1 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: digital saber (14.1 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: hooded cloak (10.7 ± 2.3%)
You got an item: tacky grip (16.8 ± 2.8%)