Costumed thug (little red riding hood)

costumed thug

You are fighting a costumed thug.

This particular thug is dressed up like little red riding hood. Don't let the costume fool you, though. She's as ferocious as a wolf.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She offers you a treat from her basket, but slams the lid on your fingers when you reach for it.
She pulls a gun out of her basket and violates the rules of hospitality by shooting you repeatedly.
She calls over a passing thug dressed as a lumberjack to chop you with his axe.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She offers you a treat from her basket, but yanks the basket away at the last second. Jerk.
She pulls a gun out of her basket, but you point out it violates the rules of hospitality... which apparently have more pull in Twilight than gun permits.
She calls over a passing thug dressed as a grandmother to shame you, but they have nothing on an actual grandma.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 10 experience.

You got an item: red cape and skirt combo (43.1 ± 7.5%)
You got an item: basket of goodies (45.4 ± 7.6%)
You got an item: tissue candy bag (17.8 ± 2.5%)