Green twosome

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You are fighting a Green twosome.

You face a dunamic dio--dynamic duo--consisting of two strange mean grin--green men. Between them they're carrying a sarge lack. Large sack.

Hit Message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... They pull something from the trick bag and start to play brick tag. Guess what? You're it! It hits you for X damage.
• Your opponent attacks ... The green twosome take turns hitting you. It's no lie: when you're hit by a troubled duo, the pain is doubled, true-oh! It hits you for X damage.

Critical Message(s):

• Critical Hit Message 1
• Critical Hit Message 2

Miss message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... They aim a crushing blow at your head, but a blushing crow flaps out of their sack and startles them with a loud "Caw!"
• Your opponent attacks ... The green twosome pull a green mill out of their bag. It displays a real mean grill, but that's all.
• Your opponent attacks ... They reach into the bag and scrounge up a notebook. Then they spend a while finding their way out of the boat nook.

Fumble Message(s):

• Fumble Message 1
• Fumble Message 2

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 26-38 chips.

You gain 27 experience.

You got an item: sarge lack (%?)

Location(s)

Dank and Rusty Maze