Evil velveteen pony

evil velveteen pony

You are fighting an evil velveteen pony.

Looks like your little pony has gone feral. With a fearsome whinny it bares its surprisingly long teeth and charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The toy reveals a horrible secret: you're never, ever going to get a real pony for your birthday. damage+ (psychic) damage
The pony tramples you into the ground. Even worse than the pain of the hooves is the pain of knowing you were trampled by a toy. damage+ (psychic) damage
The pony kicks you someplace sensitive. Even worse than the sensitivity is the pain of the hooves. damage+ (psychic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

A gaggle of pony-dazed girls chase the evil toy around, trying to catch it and take it home.
The pony tries to attack you with a power whinny, but it's a little hoarse.
The velveteen filly charges you, but it's a long way from Philly to Twilight, so you've got plenty of time to dodge.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 20 experience.

You got an item: caffeinated cloth (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: soft fabric (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)