Ice cuberg
ice cuberg
Plural: ice cubergs
This is some sort of bizarre novelty ice cube, far larger than others of its size. It actually makes it less effective at cooling drinks, both because of the square-cube law, but also because it won't fit in any of your cups.
It might help if you need to cool down a hot tub or construct a pyramid to jump around on an swear compulsively, but only if you can come up with something before sunrise. You don't think even this titanic ice cuberg will survive the hot desert sun.
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot traded, sold, or placed in a memento display
Autosell value: 10
Usable
Combat Usable
Rental equipment is lost at rollover
How Obtained
When Used
You lick the massive ice cube, get your tongue stuck, wait for it to melt a bit so you can get your tongue loose, and repeat until the entire berg is gone. You end up getting 25-45 PP worth of water and an embarrassing case of tongue frostbite.
Using multiple:
You lick the massive ice cube, get your tongue stuck, wait for it to melt a bit so you can get your tongue loose, and repeat until the entire berg is gone. By the time you're done, the others have melted, so you can just drink them.
You end up getting some PP worth of water and an splitting iceberg headache.
You drop the iceberg on the <foe>. It's like dropping a house on a wicked witch, but X damage colder.
Notes
- X ranges from 15% to 25% of the foe's current HP.
References
- Description references the Square-cube law.
- Description references Q*bert.
- Dropping a house on an evil witch is a reference to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
