Rolled Doll

Rolled Doll

You are fighting Rolled Doll.

He started out just writing creepy stories, but eventually Doll moved on to enacting those stories in the real world with unwilling victims when he felt the stories just weren't creepy enough on their own.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Doll ensures you that you'll be fine, but his cheerful chorus disagrees in extravagent detail. (psychic) damage
• Doll launches into the story of a horrible and meaningless death. (psychic) damage
• Doll shoves you on to an invisible escalator that drags you through a terrifying adventure. Thank goodness you're not a kid. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Doll ensures you that you'll be fine. Which is a good thing; his chorus is as creepy as it is cheerful.
• Doll launches into the story of a horrible and meaningless death, but it was a little ironic so it's probably okay.
• Doll swings at you, but you duck behind the invisible escalator.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-39-164-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Rolled Doll dahl (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to psychic damage.

Locations

• Outskirts of Area 54
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

• References writer Roald Dahl.
• The third hit and miss messages refer to Roald Dahl's book Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.