The Baroness

The Baroness

You are fighting The Baroness.

Did you know that barons and baronesses are 50% more likely to be evil than other noble peers, such as a duke or a viscount? It's true. They're second only to counts and countesses for sheer perfidy.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She pokes you with her cigarette holder. It's surprisingly painful.
• The Baroness kicks you with her stiletto heels. All baronesses wear stiletto heels.
• The Baroness doesn't even lift a finger. She's got underlings to take care of you. They do their job quietly and efficiently.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She pokes you with her cigarette holder, but the unlit cigarette on the end softens the blow.
• She tries to kick you, but stumbles off balance because of her ridiculous stiletto heels.
• The Baroness tells her underlings to take care of you and wanders off; naturally the servants botch everything.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-27-209-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: The Baroness's stiletto boots (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.