Costumed thug (groucho)

costumed thug

You are fighting a costumed thug.

This particular thug is dressed up like Groucho Marx. Apparently he has a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He joins a club and beats you over the head with it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
He calls several other hooligans to jump you. You fight off three more easily, but the last takes you by surprise.
He has a perfectly wonderful evening at your expense.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He joins a club, then immediately leaves it because it'll have him.
He calls several other hooligans to jump you, but he's not the one man in a thousand that's a leader of men.
He has a perfectly wonderful attack, but this wasn't it.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 10 experience.

You got an item: Groucho glasses (39.3 ± 7.2%)
You got an item: bubblegum cigar (41.5 ± 7.3%)
You got an item: tissue candy bag (17.8 ± 2.5%)