Category:Large Bashing Weapons - Revision history

Muhandes: New page: Large Bashing Weapons use the following messages: ==Hit Messages== * thrust! You jab your opponent with the end of your , hurting them for '''X damage'''. * spin! You spin your
2009-11-04T07:01:07Z

New page: Large Bashing Weapons use the following messages: ==Hit Messages== * thrust! You jab your opponent with the end of your <weapon>, hurting them for '''X damage'''. * spin! You spin your <w...

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Large Bashing Weapons use the following messages:

==Hit Messages==
* thrust! You jab your opponent with the end of your <weapon>, hurting them for '''X damage'''.
* spin! You spin your <weapon> around and around, twirling it and making them a little dizzy before hitting them for '''X damage.'''
* you opt for a sharp, downward strike, causing no small amount of pain. Unless '''X''' is a small amount.
* you strike several times, attempting to hammer your point home. If nothing else, that pun is good for '''X damage.'''
* turn! You turn around. While your opponent is wondering what you're doing, you bop 'em on the head for '''X damage.'''
==Miss Messages==
* you attempt to make a dramatic thrust with your <weapon>, but it doesn't turn out so well. Sure, you're allowed to thrust, but smashing works better.
* you spin your <weapon> around faster and faster until your opponent pokes a small stick in the way and you counter-spin. Oh, ha ha. It is to laugh.
* you get a little too involved in your flashy twirling and spinning and forget to actually attack.
* swing and a miss. That's strike two. You better be careful, kid. The game's on the line!
* you cry out "Yoicks... and away!" and, well, things go downhill from there. Quit training with ducks.
==Fumble Message==
{{col|physical|Fumble!}} You leap up dramatically and shout, "Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha - THRUST!" At which point you smack yourself in the face for {{col|physical|X damage.}}
==Critical Hit Message==
you spin dramatically, taking your opponent's feet out from under them and follow up with a crushing downward blow. Between the two moves, you critically hit them for '''X damage.'''
==References==
* The fumble message references the comic short {{Wikipedia|Robin Hood Daffy}}. The hit messages start with "spin!", "thrust!", "turn!", referencing the same.
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