Category:Small Bashing Weapons - Revision history

JazzTap: Adding reference.

2010-02-17T10:04:40Z

Adding reference.

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	==References==		==References==
	* The first hit message refers to the song {{wikipedia\|The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond}}.		* The first hit message refers to the song {{wikipedia\|The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond}}.
			* The fourth miss message references the song {{wikipedia\|Bullet with Butterfly Wings}}.
	[[Category:Melee Weapons\|*]]		[[Category:Melee Weapons\|*]]

Muhandes: /* Critical Hit Message */ typo corrected

2010-01-13T21:55:07Z

Critical Hit Message: typo corrected

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	{{col\|physical\|Fumble!}} Even with the most basic weapon in the world, you manage to totally screw it all up. You might not die from embarrassment, but you'll certainly take {{col\|physical\|X damage.}}		{{col\|physical\|Fumble!}} Even with the most basic weapon in the world, you manage to totally screw it all up. You might not die from embarrassment, but you'll certainly take {{col\|physical\|X damage.}}
	==Critical Hit Message==		==Critical Hit Message==
	you get all up in their grill and give them ~~the{{typo}}~~ a beatdown so serious that Mr. Serious will be all like, "Dang!" What I'm trying to say here is that you had a critical hit for '''X damage.'''		you get all up in their grill and give them a beatdown so serious that Mr. Serious will be all like, "Dang!" What I'm trying to say here is that you had a critical hit for '''X damage.'''

	==References==		==References==
	* The first hit message refers to the song {{wikipedia\|The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond}}.		* The first hit message refers to the song {{wikipedia\|The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond}}.
	[[Category:Melee Weapons\|*]]		[[Category:Melee Weapons\|*]]

Muhandes: /* Critical Hit Message */

2009-11-30T15:32:35Z

Critical Hit Message

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	{{col\|physical\|Fumble!}} Even with the most basic weapon in the world, you manage to totally screw it all up. You might not die from embarrassment, but you'll certainly take {{col\|physical\|X damage.}}		{{col\|physical\|Fumble!}} Even with the most basic weapon in the world, you manage to totally screw it all up. You might not die from embarrassment, but you'll certainly take {{col\|physical\|X damage.}}
	==Critical Hit Message==		==Critical Hit Message==
	you get all up in their grill and give them the a beatdown so serious that Mr. Serious will be all like, "Dang!" What I'm trying to say here is that you had a critical hit for '''X damage.'''		you get all up in their grill and give them the{{typo}} a beatdown so serious that Mr. Serious will be all like, "Dang!" What I'm trying to say here is that you had a critical hit for '''X damage.'''

	==References==		==References==
	* The first hit message refers to the song {{wikipedia\|The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond}}.		* The first hit message refers to the song {{wikipedia\|The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond}}.
	[[Category:Melee Weapons\|*]]		[[Category:Melee Weapons\|*]]

Muhandes: New page: Small Bashing Weapons use the following messages: ==Hit Messages== * you hit the low road and I'll hit the high, but you'll deal '''X damage''' before me. * drop the beat. Be the beat. Ea...

2009-11-04T06:59:44Z

New page: Small Bashing Weapons use the following messages: ==Hit Messages== * you hit the low road and I'll hit the high, but you'll deal '''X damage''' before me. * drop the beat. Be the beat. Ea...

New page

Small Bashing Weapons use the following messages:

==Hit Messages==
* you hit the low road and I'll hit the high, but you'll deal '''X damage''' before me.
* drop the beat. Be the beat. Eat the beat. Beat the beat. '''X damage.''' Love the beat.
* brutally bashing, you bludgeon beautifully, bequeathing bruises and broken bones; blasting and beating for '''X bamage. Er, damage.'''
* there aren't many adjectives to describe a vicious beating, and I'm only offering "brutal" and "painful." While you think it over, your opponent takes '''X damage.'''
* for such a simple weapon, your <weapon> can sure make a mess. You pummel your opponent for '''X damage.'''

==Miss Messages==
* you take a swing at your opponent, but they dodge out of the way, making you look a little foolish.
* you miss. You know, these things work a lot better when you actually connect. Just a tip.
* wailing and whimpering, you weakly whiff, wheeling and wobbling. Whining (and whinging) like a wuss.
* despite all your rage, you're still just a rat in a cage. In that, you know, you can't hurt anyone. I'll have a better analogy for the next time you fail miserably, I promise.
* there! Hit them there! No! Not there, there! Oh, never mind. You missed your chance. And your opponent.
==Fumble Message==
{{col|physical|Fumble!}} Even with the most basic weapon in the world, you manage to totally screw it all up. You might not die from embarrassment, but you'll certainly take {{col|physical|X damage.}}
==Critical Hit Message==
you get all up in their grill and give them the a beatdown so serious that Mr. Serious will be all like, "Dang!" What I'm trying to say here is that you had a critical hit for '''X damage.'''
==References==
* The first hit message refers to the song {{wikipedia|The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond}}.
[[Category:Melee Weapons|*]]