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|indef=the<br />
|pronoun=He<br />
|name=confused alien tourist<br />
|desc= Well, the good news is that we're not alone in the universe. The bad news is that they've had thousands of years to perfect their "standing in the middle of the aisle trying to get the camera out of their fanny pack to take the perfect picture" technology. Humanity can't even hope to keep up.<br />
|image=alientourist.gif<br />
|hit1=The tourist takes a picture of you, but the flash is so bright you're pretty sure they'll be able to see your skeleton. {{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}}<br />
|hit2=The alien asks you something in its language. When you try to explain you can't understand, it just repeats it slower and much, much louder. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|sonic|}}}}<br />
|hit3=You get punched in the gut. I'm not saying it was an alien, but I'll let the evidence speak for itself. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|psychic|}}}}<br />
|miss1=The tourist starts to take a picture of you, but you point out the "No Flash Photography" sign.<br />
|miss2=The alien asks you something in its language, but all you know is the universal greeting.<br />
|miss3=The alien stops to look at the casino's construction, shaking its head in shame.<br />
|chips=?-117-188-?<br />
|xp=155<br />
|item1=spacetime camera|image1=disposable-camera.gif|drop1=<br />
|item2=interstellar pack|image2=fannypack.gif|drop2=<br />
|item3=xenoflower shirt|image3=xenoflowershirt.gif|drop3=<br />
|newres=<br />
|loc1=Pyramid Casino<br />
}}</div>Hoyifung04